Change One Letter Only of a Sport or Athletic Event to Make a New One,

[carteater]

Baseball->Vaseball

The person who breaks the most vases with a bat and a ball wins

 

[carteater]

relay-->Delay

People take it in turns to wait for a delayed train.

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Garathon -- Long-running thread containing "best of" Uncle Spielberg posts. Approximately 26.4 pages of classics, featuring the Desert Orchid (RIP) drama. Not to be attempted unless you have at least 2 hours and 5 minutes to spare.

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

NASCA racing -- Hillbilly types from the Deep South in Chevy Camaros covered in "We Hate Palace" stickers race in monotonous circles in the Peruvian Atacama Desert. This sport is famous for demonstrating the true purpose of the alien-inspired "lines" etched into the landscape millennia ago. Commentary by Murray Walker, Ron Burgundy, and Hybrid X.

 

[carteater]

Farts

Fart on a target, , I am hilarious. Bow down to my extremely clever and side splitting wit.

 

[Everest]

Abselling - you have to sell life insurance to climbers whilst descending down a rock face using a rope.

 

[Everest]

Shit put - Throwing sport played in a shed, can be messy.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Crazy Gilf - An afternoon of sexual abandon with Judy Finnigan

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

Triple Dump - 3 visits to the shed in one day

 

[armchairclubber]

Soccer - Sock'er

Ladies contest 3 minute rounds in a ring with padded knee length stockings (popular in U.S.A.)

 

[Worthingite]

Pumba - energetic dancing to an D&B remix of Hakuna Matata

 

[Worthingite]

Rolf - hitting a disgraced Australian TV presenter round a large course with a stick, the idea however is guide him away from the small holes.

 

[Badger]

Rolf - hitting a disgraced Australian TV presenter round a large course with a stick, the idea however is guide him away from the small holes.

FFS I was LITERALLY about to put Rolf! A game involving two little boys...

 

[Superphil]

Punting - *******. Posh people operating pathetic boats with a long stick and being *****

 

[Taybha]

Hoarse Pishing , i have won a few trophies but lack the time to really take it that seriously .

 

[Superphil]

Sudo Wrestling - Big fat Japanese men wrestling whilst covered in nappy rash cream

Pseudo Wrestling - Big, tanned, muscley American men not wrestling.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Jogging > _______ : Where you go running around secluded areas at night in search of canines with Stanley Collymore as a partner

 

[Goldstone1976]

Calf marathon - Young cows are encouraged to run 13 miles for no readily apparent reason.

 

[Mo Gosfield]

Marbles...Garbles.
Groups gather in a small village called Tinsley Green and just garble nonsense outside the local pub, whilst keeping their small, hard balls, firmly in their pockets.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Cross Country Running (remove the second "o") - Make Piers Morgan and Sepp Blatter angry by beating them with a stick and chase after them, shouting "Are you a cross xxxx, now?"