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Giddly Winks - Making suggestive eye movements at munters after 12 pints.

Does size matter or is it all down to the shape?

How do you get an indestructable conker? Found this on the interweb but it looks like cheating....... CUT across the top of the conker in both directions. Peel back the skin at the top, using a small knife, then scoop out the centre. Fill the hollow skin with nuts, bolts and washers; mix up...

Bonkers. Handcuffed male swinging on a rope attempting to copulate with female who is suspended from a second rope.

Peter Crouch & Tom Pope

The Telegraph piece (dated July 4th) does not appear to name the MP. Am I missing something or should I listen to the poetry?

I expect that **** will try and point out that the money spent on this project could have provided 200,000 fresh water wells in Africa. Some other **** might suggest it would fund Man City for a season. This **** hopes that we are able to strike a balance between scientific progress, world...

Good luck Bruce.

Have enough trouble getting a burger served by a donut in the ESU.

I thought JB had been shot by Clint Eastwood.....

You'd have to roll her in flour and look for the wet patch.

Went there a couple of years ago and we had the 8 courser with the wine flight. Excellent food, great experience. Shouldn't have had the pre nosh lagers though. Luckily booked a room for the night cos I wouldn't have managed even a walk outside to a taxi.

Bit like a recent "Competetive squad" comment.............

La la la la Livesey

Arthur Albert Attwood - 55 goals in 87 games.

We're gonna need COG and Baldock if we want to stay League 1 ready.

Purportedly didn't check the facts before posting. If so - absolutely disgraceful.

You mean incontinent

Looks like a kind of Greek filo roadkill lasagne with albino quavers.