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Just got back from Baloos on the Wheatsheaf road. Fantastic roast beef lunch with apple & cinnamon crumble for pud. Parsnip chips and beetroot were awesome. £14.50 for two courses. Will definitely be going back soon.

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Probably wanted to get home for Arsenal/ManUtd on Sky.

I'm sure this would be a child protection issue nowadays. The use of small children as tobacco mules must surely be a serious offence.

I think we should make the Fulham game a "bring a teddy day".

You need to activate the Advice section first.

I need to know if he's thinking in English or Finnish. It could all hinge on the translation.

Should have let FIFA handle his tax affairs in Switzerland. We'd never have known.

I think the age should be raised to 30. By which time the offender, after rigorous questioning by a panel of white van driving hetrosexuals, would be quite certain about their sexuality. Failing that, a full course of ECT.

Time for Bernie Ecclescake to step aside.

The buses are too tall to get into Three Bridges under the three bridges.

Looks a bit like the Soccerstarz Bobby Z

I'm gonna reserve judgement until Brightonmark has spoken.

Straight from the sports pages of The Times.

Some on here would have you believe it's less than Toko gets.

I think we should have a poll on how many pounds the sweaty TOWIE bird will lose. At least a pound of mascara fell off last night.

Sorry. I just google "emoticons" + subject e.g "emoticons digging hole" or "emoticons dodgy plumber"

I hope you find them amusing.

I recently got a speeding ticket on the A24 at a time when I was safely tucked up in bed. When I challenged the ticket they admitted the camera wrongly read my number plate. They cancelled the ticket.