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We need a Scott Parker in the side. I thought he was excellent on Saturday. Apart from a couple of goals Gardener hasn't shown nearly enough, drifting out of the game too often. JFC and Ince will get better in time but Crofts and Stephens are sorely missed. I'd love to know why Toko hasn't been...

So if we have a whip-round and buy him a suit everything will change. Perhaps he'll stand on the touchline so it wont get creased.

That's what they said about Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards.

I was talking about the wife. In a Swiss Toni sort of way.

You need to get the fat very hot before pouring in the batter.

I'm in. Can I have Berk's job?

Might get a glimpse of Toko?

Looks about as much use as Corporal Jones.

Anyone OUT OUT yet?

Went to the game today with glass brimming and got home feeling completely deflated. Tactically inept, out thought by Symons in the second half and clearly short of a full plan A, let alone a plan B. Sadly now in the out camp.

Shirley his silky skills on the wing will more than compensate for any defensive inadequacies.

Merc 190E

Always been a bit of a tit geezer myself.

We're just about to leave Asda....

Dickie Joynes

First time I've really looked forward to a game with excitement for ages. First Fulham game was in 1969. Big crowd, great atmosphere. Same tomorrow please! I'm Team Bent and I'm proud.

Did she wriggle out of it?

I think this should be preceeded by my old favourite, "Ooo, it's a corner. Ooo, it's a corner"

Apparently he was offered a lead role in Marathon Man but couldn't get time off.