Super David Cameron's Key Note Speech Today

[Man of Harveys]

The modern, meritocratic face of the Tories revealed...

let's face it, some sad little gits just never quite left the age of deference behind...wot wot

 

[Buzzer]

pathetic, colin. Not even simonsimon plays the inverted snobbery/chinless wonder gags anymore.

 

[Simster]

This really is puke tastic stuff.

 

[Simster]

I've heard it all now. The savings on removing "complicated" tax credits are going to allow us to cut corporation tax by 3%.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I'm truly sorry - that's me rightly told/patronised and put back in my lowly place.
*doffs cap, tugs forelock*

 

[Southover Street Seagull]

The modern, meritocratic face of the Tories revealed...

let's face it, some sad little gits just never quite left the age of deference behind...wot wot

I can see two I recognise, have you got all their names?

 

[Buzzer]

I've heard it all now. The savings on removing "complicated" tax credits are going to allow us to cut corporation tax by 3%.

I genuinely don't know anything about this. Can you explain why exactly it won't work? Perhaps alluding to how you've come by this knowledge?


The labour party (your party) could do with an expert in this field

 

[Simster]

I genuinely don't know anything about this. Can you explain why exactly it won't work? Perhaps alluding to how you've come by this knowledge?


The labour party (your party) could do with an expert in this field

My party! Bless.

I'm just relaying Cameron's FINE speech to the good people of NSC (and you)

 

[User removed 4]

My party! Bless.

I'm just relaying Cameron's FINE speech to the good people of NSC (and you)

but can you explain why it wont work ?

 

[Man of Harveys]

I can see two I recognise, have you got all their names?

Sure:
1. C*nt
2. Thick C*nt
3. Blind C*nt
4. Hairy C*nt
5. Complete C*nt
6. Total C*nt
7. Greasy C*nt
8. Blond Complete Total f***ing f***ing f***ing C*nt

 

[Buzzer]

I'm truly sorry - that's me rightly told/patronised and put back in my lowly place.
*doffs cap, tugs forelock*

Oh f*** off colin. It's shit and you know it. Didn't work in Crewe and doesn't wash now. Perhaps you ought to see someone about those nasty little prejudices of yours. God forbid a posh Tory. Don't see you doing the same for Parnell Harman Blair et al.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

My party! Bless.

I'm just relaying Cameron's FINE speech to the good people of NSC (and you)

Actually what it sounds like you are doing is interpretting the speech, based upon either:

1. greater knowledge and understanding of the economics behind the plans, or
2. Your own political bias...

Which is it?

 

[aftershavedave]

I can see two I recognise, have you got all their names?

who are these folks colin? cameron and johnson aside, and more importantly who is the dude with no number?

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Sure:
1. C*nt
2. Thick C*nt
3. Blind C*nt
4. Hairy C*nt
5. Complete C*nt
6. Total C*nt
7. Greasy C*nt
8. Blond Complete Total f***ing f***ing f***ing C*nt

Well done... you are indeed a comedy genius...

 

[Simster]

but can you explain why it wont work ?

No, no I can't. I'm just sceptical. We may have corp tax dropped by 3% but watch what happens to our public borrowing. Removing a few tax credits are hardly likely to be able to pay for this sort of reduction IMO.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

I can see two I recognise, have you got all their names?

Gordon Brown

Tony Blair

 

[Man of Harveys]

who is the dude with no number?

No-mates C*nt

 

[Simster]

Actually what it sounds like you are doing is interpretting the speech, based upon either:

1. greater knowledge and understanding of the economics behind the plans, or
2. Your own political bias...

Which is it?

The latter. I'm not a fan of the Tory party. Sorry.

 

[Buzzer]

My party! Bless.

I'm just relaying Cameron's FINE speech to the good people of NSC (and you)

so is it a good or bad thing then or do you not have a scooby? Still playing the floating voter card too I see. Not too convincingly though

 

[Southover Street Seagull]

No-mates C*nt

Now that is FUNNY!!!!