Get him to see a solicitor quick. Get them to state that he is divorcing HER for adultery.
He needs to cross petition like I did. The court found in favour of me and the divorce went through on the grounds of her adultery, if you can get a name then name him in the divorce papers as opposed to...
I reckon he is worth a go. He would have done a 'job' against Palace at the Withers without a doubt.
Anyway why cant we give him cult status (yes thats right C U L T) like Charlton did with Carl Leaburn...
Remember to always hate charlton.
Rob Lee to Newcastle for £5m
They bid £50k for John Robinson.
Tribunal (who always favour buying clubs unlike now) set fee at £75k.
Charlton knew we needed the money and shafted us. Whilst Palace are our rivals, I really really hate Charlton.
Yeah I can see it now....thank you for putting us right.
Our promotion/relegation hinges on whether there are enough or any forks for pies....and nothing to do with the fact that the Lardy Jocko Buffoon cant coach or GLUT of strikers where the goal is.
Not this season...
This season its the fact that we have a lardy jocko (who was a half decent striker himself) not being able to coach our strikers about what to do i.e get the ball between those white things they call posts and underneath that thing that connects the two - a crossbar.
I think there will be more cancellations as a result becuase I dont know how many times they have run a slam door due to 'malfunctions' on the new Electrostars or whatever they are.
and to be honest I would rather ride a slam door than those awful shitty thameslink trains