Questions you always wanted answered

[FamilyGuy]

Why do you chop DOWN trees and then chop UP the branches??

 

[Sigull]

Question.... Why is the ladies problem called P.M.T.......














Answer.......


'Cause Mad Cow Disease was already taken

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Are you the Judean Peoples front?

 

[rool]

How do blind people know when their bum is clean after a poo?

 

[Curious Orange]

Why does it always say "best before end" on cans of food? Do people not know to enjoy their food while they're eating it?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Why does water travel for thousands of years through mountains, then gets a best before/use by date when bottled?

 

[Curious Orange]

Why do developers always deliver applications to testing (me) at precisely 4.45PM?

 

[Curious Orange]

... and why do they then look so disappointed when I go home 15 minutes later?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Why do government departments always release tenders that close between Christmas & New Year?

 

[Heffle Gull]

Why is the A259 between Peacehaven and Rottingdean busier on a Tuesday than any other day?? (Apart from today 'cos of an unfortunate accident)

Sorry its not just the A259 that has this Phenomenon, Earwig Corner in Lewes is always much busier on a Tuesday.

However the question still remains why?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

How do blind people know when their bum is clean after a poo?

Worryingly I've wondered about that one before.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Why don't you see chalky white dog poo anymore?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

How do blind people know when their bum is clean after a poo?

They sniff the paper

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Are you the Judean Peoples front?

How dare you! We are the people's front of Judea!!!!


How do you know the fridge light is off when the door is closed?

 

[The Keeper]

... and why do they then look so disappointed when I go home 15 minutes later?

Just before throwing it back to them as their code is crap!!

 

[Heffle Gull]

To those nice people who keep sending me penis enlargement e mails

How did you know?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Why are all women slut faced whores

 

[Barrel of Fun]

How dare you! We are the people's front of Judea!!!!

What ever happened to the popular front?

 

[The Keeper]

Why do women wear make up and perfume....................................................................?





Because they are ugly and they smell

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Why don't you see chalky white dog poo anymore?

It's true! When I was a wee lad, you couldn't walk for the stuff. Now ... nowhere to be seen ... mysterious ...