Questions you always wanted answered

[eastlondonseagull]

Why do men have nipples ?

Cos they're fun to tweak

 

[shaolinpunk]

somebody please tweak my nipples

 

[eastlondonseagull]

don't turn me on

 

[johnnyjetlag]

Do penguins have knees?

 

[Gritt23]

How can I undergo a penis extension operation without my mates finding out?

Erm, by not showing it to your mates I guess.

 

[Everest]

Why are LDC acting like total !!!!!?

Note to self - call up SCR.

 

[shaolinpunk]

How can I undergo a penis extension operation without my mates finding out?

stumpy by name...

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Why is orange jam called marmalade?

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Preserved citrus fruit is called marmalade
Preserved normal fruit is called jam

Combinations containing both are called conserves



oh.. and I bloody love LIME Marmalade.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

When where Cricket Helmets introduced?

 

[Barnet Seagull]

When where Cricket Helmets introduced?

When Cricket was invented.

HELMET

 

[Basil Fawlty]

When Cricket was invented.

HELMET

, your wrong there mate.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Oh you meant Cricket helmets.

Don't know then.

 

[Pigsy]

When where Cricket Helmets introduced?

Don't know when, but am guessing the "where" was at a cricket match. Happy to help

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

If I remove a rib will I be able to suck my own knob?

 

[looney]

No it's for fascists and morons. I wouldn't wipe my arse with it.

This sounds a bit obvious but how do you know its crap if you dont read it?

 

[Everest]

When where Cricket Helmets introduced?

When it became law for crickets to wear helmets whilst riding a motorcycle.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Why is KinkyGerbils mum so goddamn tight

 

[The Keeper]

Why can you buy oranges all year round but satsumas only at Christmas?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Why is the term 'a near miss' used for an accident that was narrowly avoided when it should surely be 'a near hit'?