Questions you always wanted answered

[Cheeky Monkey]

How do blind people know when their bum is clean after a poo?

I've tracked down a blind person who has agreed to type in the answer to this nagging question below:


H Eiv whypee apdrwnme botti hsssree ui iot pss tne te poooo.

 

[FamilyGuy]

Who used the recycled toilet paper before I did?

 

[Everest]

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?

How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Why are all women slut faced whores

yorkshire ripper alert!!!!