ShorehamGull
He's now back
Gaffer said:Can I be clear? Are we talking about "Forks" as in Forkhandles or "Forks" as in Fourcandles
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Gaffer said:Can I be clear? Are we talking about "Forks" as in Forkhandles or "Forks" as in Fourcandles
Seagull Harry said:I simply want the caterers to supply some plastic forks, is that too much too ask ?
Kylies Stunt Arse said:No, but it might be an idea to ask them.
Seagull Harry said:I have asked them but the guy behind the counter grunted a response, broke wind and scratched his nether regions.
With a response like that I have no chance of persuading the caterers to change.
I thought if the club intervened then they would be forced to comply with the supporters needs a little more.
Kylies Stunt Arse said:Are you still banging on about forks? It's not a serious issue is it?
It's not as serious as whether or not we stay up.
It's not as serious as whether or not LDC f*** up Falmer.
It's not as serious as our current lack of depth in the squad.
It's not as serious as our inability to strengthen the squad.
Get some perspective FFS.
Seagull Harry said:You have to concentrate on the small details in order to get the bigger issues sorted out.
Having supporters with burnt fingers due to the lack of forks is a small inconvenience but it is a detriment to the Albion experience as a whole.
Get these details right and promotion to the Premiership is a certainty.
Easy 10 said:I KNEW this was a wind up.
Moshe Gariani said:seconded
anyone who took it seriously should be eating humble pie now...