Forks for pies

[ShorehamGull]

Can I be clear? Are we talking about "Forks" as in Forkhandles or "Forks" as in Fourcandles

Classic Ronnie Barker

 

[Wilka]

I think the catering at Withdean is PUCKER anyway

 

[Everest]

I'll bring you a fork if you VEAL that way Harry

 

[Seagull Harry]

I simply want the caterers to supply some plastic forks, is that too much too ask ?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I simply want the caterers to supply some plastic forks, is that too much too ask ?

No, but it might be an idea to ask them.

 

[Bwian]

Kidney use the coffee stirrers as a makeshift fork-like mini bendy chopsticks rather than making a fuss?

 

[Seagull Harry]

No, but it might be an idea to ask them.

I have asked them but the guy behind the counter grunted a response, broke wind and scratched his nether regions.
With a response like that I have no chance of persuading the caterers to change.
I thought if the club intervened then they would be forced to comply with the supporters needs a little more.

 

[Easy 10]

Why not have a nice BURGER instead. It'll save you all this undue anguish.

 

[Seagull Harry]

I don't like burgers.
I like pies.

 

[shaolinpunk]

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I have asked them but the guy behind the counter grunted a response, broke wind and scratched his nether regions.
With a response like that I have no chance of persuading the caterers to change.
I thought if the club intervened then they would be forced to comply with the supporters needs a little more.

If he was one of the caterers then that should solve the problem. Don't risk eating!!

 

[lost in london]

Why don't you start a pietition? Everyone will relish the chance to espresso their opienions on this fishue.

Alternatively bring your own fork.

 

[Seagull Harry]

Well you lot are just silly about a serious issue.
Kindly blow it out of your arse.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Are you still banging on about forks? It's not a serious issue is it?

It's not as serious as whether or not we stay up.
It's not as serious as whether or not LDC f*** up Falmer.
It's not as serious as our current lack of depth in the squad.
It's not as serious as our inability to strengthen the squad.

Get some perspective FFS.

 

[Seagull Harry]

Are you still banging on about forks? It's not a serious issue is it?

It's not as serious as whether or not we stay up.
It's not as serious as whether or not LDC f*** up Falmer.
It's not as serious as our current lack of depth in the squad.
It's not as serious as our inability to strengthen the squad.

Get some perspective FFS.

You have to concentrate on the small details in order to get the bigger issues sorted out.
Having supporters with burnt fingers due to the lack of forks is a small inconvenience but it is a detriment to the Albion experience as a whole.
Get these details right and promotion to the Premiership is a certainty.

 

[Easy 10]

I KNEW this was a wind up.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

You have to concentrate on the small details in order to get the bigger issues sorted out.
Having supporters with burnt fingers due to the lack of forks is a small inconvenience but it is a detriment to the Albion experience as a whole.
Get these details right and promotion to the Premiership is a certainty.

Yeah I can see it now....thank you for putting us right.

Our promotion/relegation hinges on whether there are enough or any forks for pies....and nothing to do with the fact that the Lardy Jocko Buffoon cant coach or GLUT of strikers where the goal is.

 

[GUNTER]

the fork would bend in this one!

 

[Moshe Gariani]

I KNEW this was a wind up.

seconded

anyone who took it seriously should be eating humble pie now...

 

[Lokki 7]

seconded

anyone who took it seriously should be eating humble pie now...

That pun really takes the biscuit for bad taste.