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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Uncle Spielberg, were you on LARGE?...

    Strange of you not to mention it to us all, Gareth!
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    Must-Watch TV Tonight - BBC2 9pm - 'This Life Ten Years On'

    Paul Nicholas -- ex Varndean :clap: :clap: :clap:
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    Should people who booed Hendo GIVE BACK their West Ham tickets?

    so they can be distributed among the TRUE fans?
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    Your sporting highlight of 2006

    The single moment of most complete sporting ecstasy I think I've felt since the end of the Hereford game: Murali Kartik lbw Kirtley 0 Until then I still couldn't quite believe we were going to win. The ruddy-faced Boltonians -- who until 5 minutes before had been singing "Ohh Lanky Lanky" --...
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    [NSC] Is this Groundhog Day?

    Is this Groundhog Day? Every time I go on NSC, it's "Why didn't I get a F*ing West Ham ticket?" I'm not buying one on principle.
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    Give back your MBEs you gutless tarts

    The Bee Gees should be ashamed of themselves, letting Tony Blair into their house. :jester:
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    Happy Birthday Tommy Boy/Turienzos Love Child

    I wouldn't feel old if I was knobbing your ex-gf like you are, pal. Happy birthday.
  8. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Noo Year Resolutions...?

    640 x 480 1024 x 768.
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    The Ashes 4th Test Official Thread

    Papa Lazarou Andrew Symonds Dave! You're my wife now, Dave!
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    Blair air scare

    PM's holiday plane overshoots runway in Miami. No-one hurt. Gordon gutted.
  11. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    James Brown is dead

    Get up! Get on up! Oh, you can't. Ah.
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    Official desk tidying day!

    Yes. If you call writing words and reading them out real work. I still have deadlines once an hour. And I'm fed up with them.
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    At the risk of sounding racist

    Tonight's wanted board, just been on Crimewatch 1 White male 2 Portugese male 3 White male 4 White male Three others, one looked white and two looked asian
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    Ipswich,arrest

    You mean Kelvin MacKenzie, the right-wing Scouse baiter who brought tits to the Sun newspaper?
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    Zutons at the Dome

    I'm not going on principle.
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    Best English team since 1986

    Play Alan Wells in the middle order, Peter Such as a spinner and Stephen Rhodes as wicket keeper (who conceded more byes than he scored runs in one Ashes series down under) and you're bang on....
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    Ipswich,arrest

    They often hold very high-profile trials away from the area in which the crimes were committed. Ian Huntley was tried in London, the Bulger killers tried in Preston etc etc. It's easier than you think to find twelve jurors who don't spend all day speculating about crimes on the internet!
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    When will we LOSE the Ashes tonight?

    :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: I hope you all got on this. You have not been charged for this advice, as the saying goes.

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