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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Ipswich,arrest

    There has, apparently, been a bloke hanging round all the police media briefings held in Suffolk recently. He's the bloke identified in some of the tabloids a few days back as "Uncle" -- the one who pays prostitutes, doesn't have sex, and then gives them a lecture about Christianity. No idea if...
  2. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    When will we LOSE the Ashes tonight?

    Double your cash! Almost! BHAbet is offering 6/5 ON an England score of less than 385. Surely this could be the most free money any bookmaker has ever given away!
  3. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    When will we LOSE the Ashes tonight?

    It'll take a partnership better than Botham-Dilley proportions in 1981. No chance!
  4. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Best English team since 1986

    Frightening to think that there's only really a choice of three spinners, and one of them is Ian Salisbury! I think I'd pick that team, except Harmison in for Fraser.
  5. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Thai Brides

    Fights over Thai Brides which take the form of Haikus are NSC Gold!
  6. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Thanks giving service.

    Don't you think Ipswich Town FC is an important part of the community in Suffolk, Starry? I think the Bishop chose quite a good place to reflect on some of the horrible things that have been happening in one particular community, that's all.
  7. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    NSC exclusive: "Shit or bust" time for Labour

    Of course, the far better story than Downing St memo is that Lembit Opik has dumped Sian Lloyd for one of the Cheeky Girls
  8. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Thanks giving service.

    There was a church service on Friday night. No thanks, just prayers.
  9. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    NSC exclusive: "Shit or bust" time for Labour

    There's a Downing St memo floating about saying that Labour has no chance, and Cameron is going to beat Brown unless they get a younger leader. All in the Sunday press. Oh yes, and the Sunday Mirror has the name of the prime suspect in the Suffolk murders.
  10. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Someone put this f'ing CLOWN out of his misery...

    LARDY ZIMBO CLOWN OUT NOW :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
  11. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    What is your Desktop Wallpaper?

    Work -- this BEAUTY that I took at Lord's Home -- this BEAUTY that someone else took at Lord's:
  12. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Nooby cricket question

    :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
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    Surrey goes mad over pigeons

    Some of the funniest stuff ever posted on a comments forum here. Is it the work of Easy 10? http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/mostpopular.var.1039169.mostviewed.marksman_called_in_to_kill_kingstons_pigeons.php
  14. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Arctic Monkeys to play at Old Trafford next year

    I think we're all missing the point. Lancashire CCC have scheduled a pop concert on their ground in late July, when the weather is typically very nice indeed. They could have held something not nearly as profitable, like a County Championship match. If their whinging fans complain about the...
  15. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Harveys online

    USB, innit
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    David Neighbour writes....

    You're allowed to sit on a county, district and town council (three tiers of councils in shire areas such as East Sussex). I don't think you can sit on two different councils of the same type, for example Lewes District and Wealden District. In any case, you'd be banjaxed by the residency rules...
  17. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Translation costing public £100m

    Oh, and £100m a year is bugger all out of the UK's national income. Worth it to stop misunderstandings at the hospital that could lead to people dying, I reckon. We probably shell out more for translation at the EU, where all documents have to be translated between about 18 different languages...
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    Translation costing public £100m

    I'm pretty sure he's referring to complete relocation, Eldorado-stylee. I get the 207 bus most days, where the most popular languages are (probably, I have no evidence for this) Polish, Punjabi, English and maybe Somalian. Have to say it doesn't bother me much at all. Especially as may of...
  19. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Pinochet Dead

    The chilean government has announced that after his funeral next week, he'll be buried under a football stadium with 400 other people not really, but I wish it was true. He'll probably be buried in Surrey.

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