Someone put this f'ing CLOWN out of his misery...

[Trigger]

Coach Duncan Fletcher is still hoping that England can attain the mammoth 557 needed to win the third Ashes Test.

Australia have set England the task of achieving the highest-ever run chase but Fletcher feels his side can reach the total and keep the Ashes alive.

"It's an incredible challenge that we have to undertake," he said.

"But at the end of the day sometimes you're there to make some history - the first four batters have got to bat well and see how it goes from there."

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Perhaps someone should tell the twat that the first four batsmen can NOT bat well tomorrow as one of them is already f***ing OUT.

What a complete CLOWN, straight from the Mark McGhee school of coaching, start well and fade to SHIT.

 

[NMH]

The first two will go out for less than 20, there will be a couple of 'ducks', and one hero will get 45 runs and a jolly good slap on the back.

embarrassing poncey tossers should all be exiled from England

 

[Rangdo]

Why is it that we can't be consistently good at anything? We have the odd flash of brilliance and then it goes to shit.

It must be great being an Aussie. They're good at every sport they try. Bastards.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

LARDY ZIMBO CLOWN OUT NOW

 

[Lord Bracknell]

..."But at the end of the day sometimes you're there

... and sometimes you're back in the pavilion, hoping that it won't look as bad on the TV highlights.

 

[Robbie G]

"Coach Duncan Fletcher is still hoping that England can attain the mammoth 557 needed to win the third Ashes Test"

That very sentence shows what an utter muppet the man is

 

[Scoffers]

I didnt stay up and watch it, but from the highlights, it looked like we bowled like sunday-leaguers.

Lets face it, The Aussies were stung in 2005, and this series has proved what winners they are.

I'm afraid to say that the Aussies are in a class of their own. We'll do well to avoid a white-wash

 

[Beach Hut]

However the Aussie train will de-rail shortly though as they are all very old.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

However the Aussie train will de-rail shortly though as they are all very old.

they still have some pretty damn good players to replace them though