Haha! I grew up at the bottom end of Ditchling Road in the mid-to-late 1990s, went to Balfour and Varndean, and used to hang around Fiveways all the time (drank in the Stanmer from the age of about 16!)
It used to be chavtastic: the mother of the hardest boy in my year ran the greengrocer's...
Apopros of not much, you can throw a piece of metal over a particular wall in Birmingham about eight feet high, and bring most of Britain's rail network to a standstill for a good eight hours.
Edinburgh Airport's a right faff to get in and out of though. And it's possibly the best city in Europe, if not the world, in which to arrive by train.
Was this evidence submitted before the election? We should also be cheered if it was not: it means that whoever runs B&H Council these days have not changed their position dramatically from the previous, Labour, administration.