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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    How many of the 66 england team have you meet

    I thought this was a SHIT question before I remembered I have met Sir Bobby Charlton :clap2:
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    Federico Turienzo Day 2007

    RIP. My thoughts are with his family :( :nono:
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    we must be swimming in money now

    Anyone else think we'll start signing players only after July 9th?
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    Trendy Brighton Parents

    Haha! I grew up at the bottom end of Ditchling Road in the mid-to-late 1990s, went to Balfour and Varndean, and used to hang around Fiveways all the time (drank in the Stanmer from the age of about 16!) It used to be chavtastic: the mother of the hardest boy in my year ran the greengrocer's...
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    Blair and Brown

    Designed by computers, built by robots, driven by Italians!
  6. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    What is a 'Jeepster'?

    They've got better in-car protection than a Mini, that's for sure.
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    Blair and Brown

    Even these?
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    1m immigrants given British citizenship in the past decade!

    The last figures I saw said there were about half as many emigrating as immigrating.
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    1m immigrants given British citizenship in the past decade!

    I'd better pack my bags then. My dad is one of the million. He's not brown, though.
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    Nuclear power station coming to Brighton?

    Is there room for one at Pende?
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    How To Bring London To A Standstill For About Eighty Quid..

    Apopros of not much, you can throw a piece of metal over a particular wall in Birmingham about eight feet high, and bring most of Britain's rail network to a standstill for a good eight hours.
  12. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    I-pods and i-tunes

    Have you tried turning them off and turning them on again?
  13. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    brighton to edinburgh??

    WRONG. The link from the M6/M74 to Edinburgh is one of the worst main roads in the UK.
  14. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    brighton to edinburgh??

    Edinburgh Airport's a right faff to get in and out of though. And it's possibly the best city in Europe, if not the world, in which to arrive by train.
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    How much money has Lewes District Council spent...

    I made an FoI request before the latest round of legal shenanigans. It came in at about £170K, but it will be more than that by now.
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    german phrases help

    My hovercraft is full of eels.
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    City Council back Falmer and rubbish LDC

    Was this evidence submitted before the election? We should also be cheered if it was not: it means that whoever runs B&H Council these days have not changed their position dramatically from the previous, Labour, administration.
  18. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    TV advice

    Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?
  19. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    A new day, a new week...

    Snooker, presumably?
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    The Cutty Sark

    :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

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