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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    MORNINGTON CRESCENT anyone?

    Queensway? That's within inches... EUSTON...
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    Sussex vs Hampshire @ Arundel

    Yes, probably. It wasn't a comprehensive list.
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    Britain Day

    English OR Scottish OR British OR European. Don't mind really.
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    Sussex vs Hampshire @ Arundel

    Why does everyone think we're SHIT all of a sudden? We're ABOVE Surrey and Lancs in the County Championship, and in our last game we WALLOPED Worcestershire. Yeah, we're RUBBISH in one-dayers, but with the exception of last season, 1993, 1986 and, er, 1961/62, we always HAVE been.
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    Sussex vs Hampshire @ Arundel

    I certainly am. Best ground in England, and no mistake.
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    Inside Sport (BBC1 now) - Graham Poll

    Yeah -- but we see enough shit refereeing at Brighton games, don't we? And we don't have the benefit of TV replays in the south stand or wherever. There are probably some quite good referees (i.e. the ones whose names I don't know!) but the likes of Prosser and D'Urso spoil the game on their...
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    Inside Sport (BBC1 now) - Graham Poll

    He was on the radio the other day saying that he goes to watch park football, and when the manager shouts abuse at the ref, the ref looks at him as if to say: "What would you do?" The guy really is a prize, prima donna ****. As are all match officials who want to be celebrities rather than just...
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    Kids to be banned from wearing Liverpool shirts

    Except like Lord Bracknell said, it's not the state. It's the drinks industry. I remember winning a bowling competition at Hove before a Sunday League game, when I was a teenager. I wasn't allowed to be given the prize, because it was a Sussex cap branded with "Two Dogs" -- the alcopop that was...
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    Coast - BBC 2 @ 20:00 hrs

    Lerwick is TOP. Before you hit the pub, go to the Up Helly Aa museum if you can. It's in a shed, but it's still totally ace. Can't remember the name of the bars I drank in, but they're both upstairs if that helps :thumbsup: And cheers for the reminder. I'll just pop out to get some biscuits...
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    Question for London experts

    That's exactly the same snap, just not on such a clear day. And THAT part of Hampstead Heath is totally free of cottaging. They're scared off by all the three wheeled buggies and personal trainers.
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    Cricket Umpires

    To answer your question, Leekbrookgull, yes they can.
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    Question for London experts

    It's Parliament Hill, NW3, probably This sort of view?
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    MORNINGTON CRESCENT anyone?

    Penge West requires nothing but a simple Forest Hill twist back to London Bridge. Cah!
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    Denmark have three goals cancelled after fan attacks ref!

    222 cop ints lons eur apw glbh spt URGENT Sweden awarded 3-0 win over Denmark in Euro 2008 qualifier after fan tries to attack referee COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) - Sweden was awarded a 3-0 win Saturday over Denmark in a European Championship qualifier after a Danish fan tried to attack the...
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    Prescott in Hospital.

    Of course, he is basically the bloke who has made sure we're going to get a new football stadium
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    LVCC - Sussex vs Lancashire - Hove (Starts 30/5/07)

    England bowler Sajid Mahmood is to undergo a double hernia operation on Tuesday and will be out for five to six weeks - ruling him out of the remaining two npower Tests with West Indies and the following one-day series. :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:
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    LVCC - Sussex vs Lancashire - Hove (Starts 30/5/07)

    LV County Championship - Division One County P W L D Bat Bowl Deduct Pts Yorkshire 5 3 1 1 20 15 0.00 81.00 Warwickshire 6 2 0 4 22 14 0.00 80.00 Durham 5 3 1 1 17 14 0.50 76.50 Sussex...
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    Best Man Speech

    Luckily, they didn't know what the f*** I was on about.
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    Best Man Speech

    I was appointed best man at my brother's wedding last month. Ten minutes before I was supposed to make the speech. Worse still, it was in India, so the jokes had to be amusing to a load of old ladies in saris. I suddenly felt EXTREMELY drunk, but wiffled on about how great my brother was, a...

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