Would be much better is he is was down an STD clinic, the yards of skin below has norkers infected with another man's rot, most likely administered there by his latest mistress' ancient tongue.
He's in to get his tongue surgically removed from Bliar's arse.
I hate the bloke. I even made a point of farting in his office when I was on a job at Admiralty Buildings. I doubt if they could tell the difference. I wish that Welsh bloke had hit him harder (hows that for alliteration!) - preferably with a house brick.