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Here in the tropics our servants carry mittens and hats for us. Today took me 1 hour to do my usual 20 minute drive to work (I work nights so I got the best of the snow). Garage door not opening is a pain. Have a whiskey and stay in! (Give the dog a whiskey too!) Cheers, David:drink:

Juan you big baby! Put on your mittens and get over it! :drink:

Well Juan I was exiting the QEW Sunday night when I got to the exit the f'ing snowplow had pushed the snow off the highway but left a 1 foot pile blocking the ramp. Hitting a wall of snow at 80kph is a very good way of waking up fast! Prick who had been tail gaiting me was in the process of...

My pc puts a big white window out that has only a close button on it after about an hour of use. I have Norton Anti Virus. I have run the anti virus from startup 'safe mode' cleared all cookies. Removed one Trojan virus. I still get this window. Anyone have ideas as to what else to try...

Over here (Canada) you get questions like Why are tennis balls fuzzy Why are man hole covers round Why are dinosaurs extinct etc..... Expected answers So you can tell when they are worn out So they can not fall in (square ones can) They failed to adapt... Something like that. Sounds...

Yes I have done that before also. Just be polite. Thank them for the opportunity. Whatever you do don't appologize for anything! You need to look after number one - and it sounds like that is what you are doing. Good for you! Good luck! David

My dad worked in the same place for 39 years. He was VP of the company and when the president retired dad thought he would be promoted. One day he gets called into an office to meet a 26 year old MBA who turned out to be his new boss! Anyway about 4 weeks later he gets asked about some work...

Yes you will have a good time! Hockey on my own on Valentine's - as I told my wife I'm taking my favourite person out for the night. I'm hoping to get up to the Corel Centre myself sometime this season as I have a friend who just moved to Ottawa. Any idea how hard it is to get seats (relative...

I only support the home team. I live nearest Toronto and have supported them all my life. So yes there is only one team in Ontario - Toronto Maple Leafs. What do you think of Daniel Alfredsson's comment last week? In case you missed it "Go ahead, write it," "I guarantee we'll win the Cup...

Juan Juan Juan... half (mild exageration) our team is injured or suspended. Surely you can't be that excited about winning this one? :drink: David

Dont follow the pattern - just hit the sucker! http://www.mousebreaker.com/game53.shtml :drink: Cheers, David

Yes - however we can't get our helicopters off the ground so I'm pretty sure we didnt get to the moon first (ever?).... Good god our helicopters are depressing - If Lichtenstein (?) attacked us I suspect we would have to run away... Cheers, David

When the pubs went no smoking in my town 'Burlington, Ontario' we figured our darts team was finished. We all smoked. 3 of the guys managed to quit on the patch - no problem. These were 3 hardcore (pack or more a day smokers). Darts goes a bit slower - have to chase after the other people...

Several years ago I heard Jim Lovell talking about being on Apollo 13. Lovell was showing some of his home movies from the trip. I laughed when he was talking about basically trying to use the moon as a slingshot to send them back to earth. The other members were taking pictures of the 'far...

Happy New Year to the UK! One hour to go here in Ontario - stuck at work... But at least I got the ok to have a few :drink: :drink: :drink: Happy 2004 David

I liked Canadian Bacon. I liked the scene around the CN tower when Candy was pushing all the Canadians to the ground - all the Canadians were saying 'sorry' while falling. John Candy just made me laugh. Often he did not need to say anything - just something about him.

My wife gave me the Streetcore cd for Christmas - Joe still had it in him. Only wish I had taken the chance to see The Mescaleros when I had a chance.

John Candy - Planes Trains & Automobiles will always be in my top 3 comedies. God I miss his movies...

Oliver (film) Mamma Mia (stage) Grease (either)

I resolve to drink more :drink: :drink: :drink: I resolve to smoke more :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: I resolve to gamble more :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: Looks like i'll have a perfect 2004 :flameboun Merry Christmas & Happy 2004 everyone David