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I'll be interested to see how quickly Sussex get my membership out to me, after taking the direct debit in January, which is what they've promised to do. I think it's great that they haven't put up membership costs hugely to take in admission to twenty-twenty games as well. Cricket purists like...

I've never actually bothered counting, but I'm up to 47. Disappointed it won't let me add Berwick Rangers, Albion Rovers, or Partick Thistle, though.

Not a parent but I'm going to see my girlfriend's year 2 class's peformance of "Hallelujah Rock". I'm expecting it to be nothing short of Olivieresque.

Yes, yes he is.

Carlton Palmer, meet Jeffrey Dahmer. Clive Best, meet Fred and Rose West :laugh::laugh:

I work with Iain Lee's girlfriend. She's WELL fit. But I must get downloading. I go on about this weekly, but I can also highly recommend the brilliant Baker and Kelly podcast, which is on iTunes and wippit.com.

Cut their hands off?

I used to have a relatively cheap electric shaver. It was RUBBISH, and started cutting my skin up after a while. As I dont' fancy spending £300 quid on a good one when that could buy me the best part of a bike, I would much rather have a wet shave.

I copied the reply into the "contact us" address on the estate agent's website (it's one of the bigger ones in west London), and I've just had a call from the MD! He said the agent was probably trying to show some enterprise, but went about it the wrong way. And -- probably for the first time in...

He's not asking if I would like a new flat, though. He's asking me if I can advertise his properties among my colleagues. For no money.

I've just had an email (with 500kb of photos attached) from the estate agent who organised the flat I moved into nine months ago. Is it just me, or is this laughably rude? Hello xxxxx, Hope you are doing well, sorry to bother you it's just the quick one, I'd like to ask you for a favour. I...

Who's the exception? Mr BUMMERS?

What happens if they want to pop out to Tesco or whatever?

There are also Anglicans who consider themselves Catholic.

I know someone who, in her much younger days, used to go out with Archer's son, and insists he (Archer senior) was a very nice man. I obviously refuse to believe her. Anyway. I'd go in and say: "Hello Bill, is that really you? I didn't recognise you without the eyepatch."

Julia Goldsworthy (Lib Dem, Falmouth and Camborne)

Sikhs are pretty cool. And chocolate Hob Nobs. Mmmm.

"Libraries gave us power/Then work came and set us free"

Eastlondonseagull, I don't understand how you think South Africa would be better off by NOT having the world cup. It's not like Sepp Blatter is going to say: "Actually, sod it. Let's not bother with the world's biggest sporting event this time around... let's donate a load of cash on HIV...

He used to be head of sport at ITV. He's a broadcasting/PR type. And he's FAT.