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A pair of Dick Knight's glasses and Leon Knight (should be small enough)

Indeed. I would happily date a small-breasted lady. If she was loaded. What?

Attendance FL1 Brighton Att: 6,242

I think he stepped down from the force (no doubt on one of the MASSIVE pensions you get when you retire aged about 42) and did some security work for Sussex CCC. Possibly the Albion as well.

And doctors and nurses are not free clinics, but the friendly ones will give you a bit of advice if you ask them something in a social situation.

The British Geological survey says it was magnitude 5.3, making it the largest quakes felt in Britain for twenty years. The epicentre was HERE, in the village of Holton cum Beckering, which interestingly was home to the actor Jim Broadbent in his youth. The only injury was near Barnsley...

Yet again, a sports journalist has misused the word "ironically" when he in fact means "co-incidentally".

Hopefully to use some FORCE sort out the parking NIGHTMARE that the Stanley Road/Shaftesbury Road area has become.

The basmati rice and car insurance heiress, Tilda Swinton, takes Best Supporting Actress.

Yes, but NOT as MANY as BEFORE. My economics A-level tells me this is the law of SUPPLY and DEMAND at work.

I put two quid on Lewis v Holyfield to finish in a draw in 1999, after hearing someone recommend it on the radio. 40/1 it was.

I get double the interest from my boring old Halifax web saver, I'm afraid.

Why has nobody NOTICED the obvious FACTOR? It costs TWENTY FIVE QUID to go to the Albion. This is TOO MUCH.

Yes, yes I would!

Thanks for that winning insight. Anyway, I paid £400 for my laptop: a PC, running Vista. It's not perfect, but it does rather nicely for surfing the web, odds and sods of work using MS Office, and organising my collection of music and pics. For the cheapest Mac that does the same thing, I...

No he's not! He gets paid to read words out loud! On that basis, I, or John Lees, should get to carry the Olympic Torch. At least Leesy has actually been a member of the British athletics team! Stephen Hawking is a genius. Tim Berners-Lee is a genius. Evelyn Glennie is a genius. If the best the...

I'm afraid it doesn't actually work like that, but I know what you mean...

In effect, every UK taxpayer has put NINE HUNDRED POUNDS into Northern Rock now. Frightening.

Southern Water hasn't enforced a hosepipe ban for about three years, as far as I can remember. Furthermore, firefighters are generally allowed to ignore hosepipe bans :jester:

An NHS trust in the area in which I used to work was forever getting negative press in the local paper. The health reporter was BRILLIANT -- she had the best contacts and got all the scoops. I knew this because I was the health reporter for the local radio station and she frequently whipped my...