not in her forest....

[Mrs Coach]

Its just as well really. You could have won a lovely fork & shovel

That was one of the one's I was just out on I think! Lol!

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Alex Revell had to get special permission from Dean Wilkins to attend as no player allowed on premises selling alcohol 72 hours before a game. \

What happens if they want to pop out to Tesco or whatever?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I am sure I saw a Brighton player (who will remain unnamed) on a date last night. Peered in the window of a restaurant on my way to beach volleyball and there he was or at least 99% sure it was him.

 

[Mrs Coach]

Tell Tell!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Would i not be getting Him IN Great trouble?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

There's a huge difference between being in a restaurant and drinking alcohol.

A player has to eat.

 

[magoo]

I was in a quiz that was run by a fat spurs supporter so we called our team 'I'm a fat Spurs c*nt!' So when he read out the list of team names.... you get the picture...

 

[Mrs Coach]

There's a huge difference between being in a restaurant and drinking alcohol.

A player has to eat.

We're letting them EAT now? Cor, no wonder we're in such financial trouble!

 

[The Large One]

The COMO team were very generous with their sweeties. Alex Revell won the bottle of champers that I donated for the raffle, I was rather hoping he would offer to share THAT with me too (Mrs Coach drifts off into a daydream of a wood cabin, roaring fire, snuggly rug and a modestly clothed Alex Revell.......)
But I digress! After catching a member of the winning team as she fell over the table (and then fell down the stairs, and out of the door - maybe it wasn't a good idea to have cheap drinks on offer!) I interviewed Dick Knight about his memories of Gary Hart (a couple of really nice stories he told me too) and Gary himself about his Testimonial Year and events. It'll be played on the show next Saturday (8/12) and is worth a listen. Plug Plug.
I also didn't realise when I was waiting to speak to Dick that my microphone was on, and I've got a lovely rant by Atilla the Stockbroker, who was very very merry, almost as merry as the falling down lady, but I wont be able to play that as it consisted of words that would have to be bleeped every other second, and he ended spectacularly with "Dont you dare die, Dick!" - the other people around me found that instruction very amusing, as did DK!!
It was almost like a the drunk scene between Lesley Ash and Neil Morrisey in Men Behaving Badly!!
I also thought it was great when the question 'what is feta' was asked, because everyone whispered 'cheese' at exactly the same time, which translated into a crowd chant that was heard by EVERYONE! And Gary Hart winning the first team signed football. Paul Samrah was a bit cheeky in his announcement that it was a while since he'd signed one of them! He put it back, which I was disappointed with, cos I was gonna mug him for it later!
All in all, a great fun evening, that we, The Albion Roar team (mid table mediocrity - we're not ashamed!) enjoyed very much - thanks to all who organised it.
Hope it raised some good loot for Gary's testimonial fund too. A lovely bloke and an Albion Legend. xx

Was that you with the long, dark straight hair?

It was amusing listening to John rant about 'Don't you dare f***ing die, Dick or it's WAR!'

 

[maffew]

Would i not be getting Him IN Great trouble?

cryptic

HINsh?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Any mention of any future testimonial events?

 

[Mrs Coach]

Was that you with the long, dark straight hair?

It was amusing listening to John rant about 'Don't you dare f***ing die, Dick or it's WAR!'

Yes love, that was me. At one point I thought DK was going to have to physically restrain him and get the straight jacket out! lol!

In answer to the above question there's a racing night and boxing night coming up next year. I believe the next one is the boxing on about Feb 13/14th?

 

[Lady Bracknell]

The FORKS were rather inadequate though.

 

[Mrs Coach]

There were forks? I just used my fingers, dirty dirty girl!
Our next quiz answer sheet got a bit greasy though!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

cryptic

HINsh?

Right method, wrong player. The lady in question was rather attractive.

 

[Mrs Coach]

Brighton players have got some really beautiful WAGS, and they're smart too. Adam and Dean's girlfriends would put Alex Curran to shame.

 

[bathseagull]

Would i not be getting Him IN Great trouble?

That'll be Andrew Whing then...?