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If you passed your test when you were seventeen in 1998, and were one of the first to get a new-style photocard, you now have to replace it BY LAW at a cost of £17.50. Robbing fuckers.

I'd be VERY suspicious about buying a second hand bike off Gumtree. Specially from someone who wanted to offload it that cheaply.

Depends on what she paid at the start of the tenancy. Many letting agents charge a proportion of the rent to take you up to the first day of the following calendar month, and then begin collecting monthly rent from thereon. Otherwise it should be calculated by the day the tenancy began.

I'm going on Friday with my brother. Compton lower, 55 quid. I'm hoping it doens't rain at my visit to a Lord's test TWO years in a row. How the DEUCE do you all get to be MCC members?

You've had ONE puncture in FIVE years? WHAT?

I've got a Specialized Globe Sport -- this year's models are a bit sexier than last year's, which is the one I've got. Pretty light and nippy, too, even considering I've had mudgards and a rack fitted to mine so I can cycle in my work trousers to the supermarket! You'll get one for about £350 --...

I used to get the 5B or the 26 to school. The driver of the 26 once got so IRATE with all the kids ringing the bell that he drove, without stopping, to Hollingbury Asda and left us in the car park. So probably that one.

Susanna Reid is pretty fit, agreed. As is Gosling, although she is much shorter than she looks, and is also married to one of my big bosses. As for Sian (from Eastbourne, fact fans), she's far too thin for me thanks.

Agreed -- it was brill. Though I don't think anyone would last that long in prison and still have the same haircut. Anyway, I hereby resolve to bounce this thread every time someone whinges about the licence fee on NSC.

She really isn't all that, you know. I sit two desks away from her when she's on News 24. She wears too much makeup and she walks a bit funny. As El Pres is well aware, I reserve my desk-based lustings for Fiona Bruce (really, REALLY fit when she's just wearing normal non-TV clothes) and of...

Surely she, and the tent, are photoshopped on, here? I bloody hate Liz Jones. In fact I refuse to read her because she makes me so angry.

Yes, we need more TRIED and TESTED Englishmen like Robin Smith, Allan Lamb, Graeme Hick and Kevin Pietersen. Seriously though, I wonder if the lack of English Afro-Caribbeans at all levels of the game has anything to do with the decline of West Indies as a cricketing force?

Nick Hancock's joke on They Think It's All Over springs to mind. "Mr Coulthard has asked us to point out that the H in his surname is silent. What a thosser."

Or to give him his full name, Bob Keig-Shevlin-Booker.

Weird how it's relatively easy to BIFF Dennis Lillee and Garry Sobers all over the place, yet getting John Emburey off the square is quite a challenge!

We haven't had a Stick Cricket league for ages, and I've just discovered you can now make up your own teams. So I've set up a league. It's called THE NORTH STAND CHAT LEAGUE (league id 161125) and the password is binfest12 Join up!

This is what I would do.

I think it involves turning it off and turning it on again.

Got 33/1 on Bet365. Cheers for the tip!