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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    BBC iplayer gets better!

    Not strictly speaking; it's because the BBC's charter won't let it put a back-catalogue of stuff up there. Give it four years :thumbsup:
  2. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Irish commentary on Turkey v Germany

    It was a commentator on BBC Radio Derby, Graham Richards, who said "Brian Deane collapsed just like the World Trade Center .. only less spectacularly"
  3. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Credit crunch cricket

    Mckay OUT!
  4. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Sussex County Cricket Clowns

    Twat off McKay you bald as a coot bastard!
  5. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Essex v Sussex Live on Sky

    114 all out. f***ing SHIT, Sussex. f*** off McKay!
  6. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    HELP ME!!!!!!!Ive just been charged a monthly porn subscription!

    Sounds like ID theft. Contact your bank and tell them you're being scammed, I would.
  7. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Credit crunch cricket

    Sod this Twenty20 lark for a game of soldiers. I've discovered the way to enjoy cheap yet decent, cricket. This may strike you as terminally sad, but in the past week I've been to two county 2nd XI games. First off was the first day of MCC Young Cricketers v Glamorgan II at Radlett (Just over £8...
  8. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Jobs for a 16 year old?

    Jobs in shops are probably a winner. I worked in WH Smith in Brighton Station when I was that age. Just prove to the shop manager that you are hard-working, are not going to bunk off "sick" when you're either going out or hungover, and won't rob the till. You ought to WALK in to the many retail...
  9. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Simple tasks that SHOULD be EASY, but are really Difficult

    What he said. It's not the actual tyre bit, it's the making sure your wheel is on exactly right afterwards, and the brake blocks aren't out of place, that gets me. However, my personal nomination is MENDING TROUSERS. Every time mine split in the crotch area, my piss-poor attempts at repair with...
  10. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Poll: The best crooner.

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  11. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Phone line and broadband - who is bestest?

    I switched to BT after a VERY bad experience with Orange. I went for the cheap set-up option, and bought my own router and everything. I have to say it's been remarkably consistent every since (for about seven months now). When I go over my bandwidth limit, they charge me about 30p a megabyte...
  12. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Sex with the ex.

    What he said.
  13. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Reading sponsored by Waitrose

    The head office of the John Lewis Partnership (which owns Waitrose) is in Bracknell, near Reading.
  14. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Middlesex V Sussex - Twenty20.

    Lord's is only fifteen minutes by bike from my house, so it's not like it was a MASSIVE effort!
  15. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Y is the Left so silent on ZIMBABWE.

    They're not, you idiot. Appeal for sanctions against Zimbabwe That's by that well-known market capitalist, Peter Tatchell.
  16. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Middlesex V Sussex - Twenty20.

    I bothered to turn up. Our batsmen didn't. Nash batted like a twat. I'm just angry -- it's fair enough to concentrate on the championship when we have a hope of winning it (and yes I know technically we still do). But we clearly couldn't be bothered tonight.
  17. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Tattoos on women

    I think you know what I'm going to say PICS?
  18. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    SCCC breaking the law with short measures?

    Well yes, I meant you don't have to pay any extra on top of your membership. And there are plenty of championship and one day games played at weekends.
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    Argus - FURTHER Falmer delay "inevitable"

    As a BBC employee, I can confirm that the official BBC measurement of EVERYTHING is "the size of Wales". in this case, 90 minutes is five-eighths, or 62.5 per cent, of Wales. So imagine a line drawn from roughly Pwhelli to Wrexham, and it's everywhere below that. THAT is how much Falmer will be...
  20. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    SCCC breaking the law with short measures?

    Or become a member and just go to championship and 50 over games! Free to get in, and Harveys is £2.80, in glass glasses, and you get a comfy seat in the Jim Parks bar. It's my strategy, and I'm sticking to it, despite what Gus Mackay wants!

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