stuff you want to see at FALMER

[Mrs Coach]

1. A Kentucky Fried Chicken
2. Failing the above, a Marks and Sparks snack bar
3. Failing the above, a Pret sandwich bar
4. Failing all the above, I'm taking my own munchies as always.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Harveys OLD

 

[JJ McClure]

Ronnie Corbet sitting in a chair in the centre circle at half time telling a hillarious story about what the producer said to him.

 

[Scotty Mac]

black lace performing live on a stage that moves around via a herd of hippos

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Fans vs Riot Police brawls inside the stadium, fans rioting through the village of Falmer.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

live executions at half time for INFEDELS

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Motorhead blasting out the tannoys.

 

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Feng Shui

 

[Everest]

A big poster of LDC saying "WE WERE WRONG"

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

or no toilets at all, whereby the fans are encouraged to relieve themselves into a bag supplied under their seats, and then throw the contents at the player they deem to be having the worst game. a sort of alternative man-of-the-match vote, only this would highlight the worst player

 

[Basil Fawlty]

or no toilets at all, whereby the fans are encouraged to relieve themselves into a bag supplied under their seats, and then throw the contents at the player they deem to be having the worst game. a sort of alternative man-of-the-match vote, only this would highlight the worst player

That gets my vote.

 

[Scotty Mac]

a ghostbusters themed water park, with a REAL marshmellow man and proper proton packs that you can fire at each other, giving off miniscule electric shocks

 

[Lander]

Magners!

 

[cannedheat]

Signs up everywhere saying NO SMOKING cos its a dirty habit and you stink if you do.
And real football ground hot dogs, and standing.

 

[seagully]

Karl Kennedy's band 'The Waiting Room' entertaining the crowds at half time whilst Susan hands out free hot dogs cooked on an authentic Ozzie barbie by Toadfish and Lance

 

[Scotty Mac]

a hologram of ann widicombe bearing nothing but a single fig leaf projected onto the pitch everytime a goal goes in

 

[seagully]

a hologram of ann widicombe bearing nothing but a single fig leaf projected onto the pitch everytime a goal goes in

More like a fig tree

 

[colinpants]

norman bakers head used as a football

 

[Northstander]

The Village People

 

[Emily's Mum]

Baby changing facillities in both male & female toilets, not that I will need to use them