stuff you want to see at FALMER

[Dave the OAP]

A standing area ( as likely as finding rocking horse shit)

PAY ON THE GATE !!!!!!!!


I would like to see Alchohol being served in the concourses ( although I have a sneaking suspicion that there will be some by-law we have to abide that pocludes this)

 

[Scotty Mac]

a sculpture of dave martin made out of sand and covered in bubblewrap

 

[TSB]

Me

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Stuart Storer scoring the first goal at Falmer Stadium.

 

[fosters headband]

Simple = My seat

 

[Hunting 784561]

Even Dean Hammond? (I ask more out of concern of the open goal thing than the penalty thing)

Dean will have a special anti Monster Truck force field to protect him, BUT it will lose it's power after 3 missed open goals.


Oh yes.

 

[m20gull]

Uncle Sams Burgers.And Harveys.

 

[Scoffers]

The Fatty Taxman Exec Suite.

Or perhaps we could call it the

"Bright Eyes Suite"

 

[Trufflehound]

Harveys OLD

Britain's best beer - FACT.

To which I would add:

22,000 fans going ape as we score a last minute winner against Leeds, sending us into a Championship Play-Off Final against Palace, en route to our Premiership debut...

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

An incinerator plant replacing the back gardens of all the houses in the village as retribution for them being nimbys.