stuff you want to see at FALMER

[robbobhafc]

a trophy cabnit would be nice

 

[Redhead]

a ghostbusters themed water park, with a REAL marshmellow man and proper proton packs that you can fire at each other, giving off miniscule electric shocks

Can we build one anyway cause that sounds AMAZING, can we errect a 47' statue of Slimer in the stripes?

 

[Beach Hut]

Futons to take the stress away

 

[Lankyseagull]

Harveys OLD

Seconded!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

somosa, onion bhaji and yorkshire pudding stalls



chips & gravy

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Bratwurst, Wienerwurst, Currywurst and several other varieties of WURST.

Also, some manner of dirigible-based entertainment is a must. And cockfighting ... but only on saturdays ... that's just a matter of respect.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Goals,Albion goals. Lots of them.

 

[Hunting 784561]

A herd of Monster Trucks roaming the pitch and mowing down down the losing side, or anyone who missed a penalty or an open goal during a game.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Norman Baker,toilet rolls.

 

[simon swagbag]

Weekly schedule:

Tuesday nights... Stock Car racing

Get Spedeworth South involved & it could happen.
They've just lost a track at Ringwood & would like one near a big town like Brighton.
Massive driver base in Sussex.
They've been running meetings at Plough Lane, Wimbledon for over 40 years (Sunday nights at the greyhound stadium). Racing under floodlights is brilliant.

 

[Bakesy]

Uncle Sams Burgers.And Harveys.

 

[Turkey]

Bratwurst and Harveys.

 

[Braders]

*The Champions League trophy in our trophy room

* a trophy room to put it in

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Groundsmen getting artistic with grass cutting - It's a football pitch not a work of art - stripes or squares only. Don't want it to look like East Sussex Asbo's work after a 16 pint lunch!

Au contraire!

We should be encouraging creative expression ... perhaps a grass-mural of Phil Stant, naked from the waist down, draped artistically around the centre circle ...

Or Paul Sturgess' legendary right boot shaved into one of the penalty areas ...

True class.

 

[Lankyseagull]

We should be encouraging creative expression

Lets leave the creative expression to the players on the pitch!

 

[cardboard]

Kylie Minogue

Thats all

 

[Scotty Mac]

a huge baloon above the pitch with warren aspinals face painted onto it that leads the fans in songs at random intervals

 

[Man of Harveys]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Currywurst
They will sell MILLIONS of them

 

[The Timekeeper]

Premiership Football
Good Food and Beer Provided By Topless Caterers
A Roof

That will do for starters

 

[Braders]

oh and a sell out crowd every single week, not just made up of fans who couldn't get into Chelsea or Portsmouth and away fans that couldn't get into the away end , people who want to be there due to us playing skillfully attractive foo.. sorry , got carried away.