stuff you want to see at FALMER

[turienzo's lovechild]

a MOAT around the pitch

made of ACID so that if a player leaves the pitch he DIES

 

[Uncle Buck]

Buffet Island carrying out the catering.

 

[Scotty Mac]

a MOAT around the pitch

made of ACID so that if a player leaves the pitch he DIES

and should be make it across the moat, a set of papa new guinean tribesman in full national dress complete with spears and bongos ready to harpoon him to DEATH

 

[tedebear]

Enough girls loo's so that I don't have to queue up for the entire half time break, thereby missing my beer and requisite snacks and returning to my seat late...

Secondly as Edna? mentioned - an Albion Hall of Fame...

Thirdly - Real Cider

Fourthly - A creche

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

and should be make it across the moat, a set of papa new guinean tribesman in full national dress complete with spears and bongos ready to harpoon him to DEATH

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Enough girls loo's so that I don't have to queue up for the entire half time break, thereby missing my beer and requisite snacks and returning to my seat late...

Secondly as Edna? mentioned - an Albion Hall of Fame...

Thirdly - Real Cider

Fourthly - A creche

what about UNISEX toilets like at the R Bar in brighton?

 

[Scotty Mac]

what about UNISEX toilets like at the R Bar in brighton?

or no toilets at all, whereby the fans are encouraged to relieve themselves into a bag supplied under their seats, and then throw the contents at the player they deem to be having the worst game. a sort of alternative man-of-the-match vote, only this would highlight the worst player

 

[tedebear]

what about UNISEX toilets like at the R Bar in brighton?

What a daft idea - the last time I used those I got some drunk bastard asking me if he could give me a hand wiping and attempted to get under the toilet door.....To this day I can never use unisex toilets again for fear of the mad man attempting to wipe my lettuce from his 3 inch space under the door.....

EuuuggghhhH!!

Besides I don't wish to see willies spraying wee everywhere...

 

[The Large One]

A Point Five-O pointed at Falmer village.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

DEATH MATCHES

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Nude pictures of the taxman.

 

[Man of Harveys]

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

male pole dancers

 

[Titanic]

Our new Russion billionaire owner waving to the crowd from the directors box.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

new signing Federico Turienzo jnr waving to the crowd, holding aloft his "TURIENZO JNR 99" shirt, with a massive GRIN on his face

 

[hans kraay fan club]

What the f***ing hell, in god's name is that!!

 

[Man of Harveys]

What the f***ing hell, in god's name is that!!

The first halftime entertainment at Falmer: 30 of them jumping through hoops to music.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The first halftime entertainment at Falmer: 30 of them jumping through hoops to music.

Will they have Frank's monkeys on their backs?

[Have to be f***ing tiny monkeys mind!]

 

[Scotty Mac]

juggles that juggle with life babies over a bed of nails

 

[Northstander]

Half time female topless beach volley ball...for entertainment purposes