stuff you want to see at FALMER

[turienzo's lovechild]

-jermaine mcsporren donning the stripes, with his partner in crime lorenzo pinamonte

-turienzo as manager, barking out orders

 

[hans kraay fan club]

What I would like to see at Falmer?

Dean Cox.

 

[Scotty Mac]

geoff pitcher eating fire wearing nothing but a sash saying "ask me the question noel"

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

gladiator fighting at half time

with sharks, bears and lions

 

[Bozza]

A herd of Monster Trucks roaming the pitch and mowing down down the losing side, or anyone who missed a penalty or an open goal during a game.

Even Dean Hammond? (I ask more out of concern of the open goal thing than the penalty thing)

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

1. no shit beer like at most grounds....i want HARVEYS and HARVEYS ONLY

I know it's absolute heresy to say so on here, but not everybody likes Harveys, tommy, fine upstanding Sussex institution that it is.
Is it too much to ask for a pint of Guinness to be available?

A cheaper, unreserved seating section behind one goal where fans who want to sit with their mates and sing can congregate, to create a bit of atmosphere. That's what I'd like to see.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Re: Re: stuff you want to see at FALMER

Is it too much to ask for a pint of Guinness to be available?

yes it is


(i actually like guinness very much)

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

the following line-up in our first game


jim leighton

ulises de la cruz, ivan hurtado, phil babb, neil clement

hidetoshi nakata, steve melton, tommy boy jnr, russell latapy

federico turienzo(c), lorrenzo pinamonte

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Burgers by Uncle Sams, beer by Harveys. Oh, and organic cider by Westons.

 

[Scotty Mac]

a real life centaur

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

ball boys replaced by ball ELEPHANTS

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Bats and badgers frollicking

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'm sorry, but i've always seen razak as a bit of a supersub

baring in mind i will have a very ageing wing attack in russell and hidetoshi, razak will be the perfect UTILITY man

you may also notice that i have missed out asamoah gyan. this was for personal issues

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Trophy cabinet with replicas of Charity Shield, Div Two and Three trophies, 2,000 Sussex senior cups, FA Cup runners up medals and whatever other gubbins this glorious club has won over the years. Pride of place for the Charity Shield though.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Trophy cabinet with replicas of Charity Shield, Div Two and Three trophies, 2,000 Sussex senior cups, FA Cup runners up medals and whatever other gubbins this glorious club has won over the years. Pride of place for the Charity Shield though.

Play off final trophy. Better knock the dents out first though.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Play off final trophy. Better knock the dents out first though.

Oops yeah, better not forget that one.

 

[Lankyseagull]

Re: Re: stuff you want to see at FALMER

Is it too much to ask for a pint of Guinness to be available?

In that case I want to see a separate queing system for the Guinness drinkers so that I dont have to spend the whole match waiting for your Guinness to be poured!

 

[Arthur]

none of you ****s hopefully......


.......well maybe a couple