jokes that are so bad they're good

[Spun Cuppa]

What's the difference between Baby Spice and a KitKat?

You only get four fingers in a KitKat...

 

[biggles]

its getting worse
2 biafrans in a boat , ones got chronic shits what has the other one got





















a spoon

 

[Spacegull]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."


Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.


A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there
anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up
and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to
have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"


Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Man: 'My wife's off to The West Indies tomorrow.'

Friend: 'Jamaica?'

Man: 'No. She's going of her own accord.'

 

[Spun Cuppa]

President Bill Clinton: 'Get off your knees Monica and listen to me when I speak to you. I said, 'Sack my cook...'

 

[Titanic]

Uncle Speilberg's racing tips.

 

[NMH]

What's the difference between a vicar and a girl in a bath?
The vicar has a soul full of hope.

 

[NMH]

What's the difference between a seagull, and a puppy?
A seagull flits along the shores.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

What's the difference between a vicar and a girl in a bath?
The vicar has a soul full of hope.

I don't geddit.

Could Crasher please explain?

 

[bhaexpress]

I don't geddit.

Could Crasher please explain?

Try reversing the 'H' and the 'S'. That was considered very funny fifty years ago.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Spoonerism?

 

[cannedheat]

What's white and glides round the dancefloor,

Come dancing.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

A woman asked me what aftershave I was wearing...

I said, 'It's called 'Come To Me...'

She said, 'It doesn't smell like Come to Me...'

 

[dougdeep]

Why don't elephants like penguins?

They can't get the wrappers off.

 

[Scampi]

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

With jam in

How do the Wailers like their donuts?

I'm not sure, but I think they like jam in too.

 

[dougdeep]

How about a knock knock joke? You start.

 

[defrocked priest]

Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Winston Churchill.
Winston Churchill who?
What you don't know me?

 

[defrocked priest]

Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Theodore Roosevelt.
Theodore Roosevelt who?
Was Winston Churchill just here?

 

[pacman]

What's the difference between Janet Jackson and the Australian cricket team?











Janet's going home with the ashes

 

[The Timekeeper]

Why was the sand wet


Coz the Sea Weed