jokes that are so bad they're good

[Slade's Head Polisher]

Why was 6 scared of 7?

because 7-8-9

 

[Guy Fawkes]

A man is lying in bed after having sex with his new misses when she turns to him and says "would you be upset if i told you that i used to be a hooker"

Obviously the man is a bit shocked but says " of course not", "good" she says "I used to be called Frank and played for London Irish"

 

[Guy Fawkes]

An Red Indian Chief exits his Wigwam and holds aloft his new born son, " I name this child Soaring eagle" he proclaimed, and all the villagers cheered the new arrival.

Later one of the Red Indians curiousity got the better of him so he plucked up the courage to ask - "Excuse me Chief, You have many wonderful children and i was wondering how you came up with all their glorious names"

"Thats an easy one to explain" said the Chief, "Whenever a new child is born, I name them after the first thing i see after leaving the Wigwam, for instance, If i was to see a stream passing by, i would name the child 'running water', or if i was to see the sun disappearing over the horizon i would name them 'Setting sun', why do you ask two dogs f***ing?"

 

[Stat Brother]

That reminds me of the joke about the Indian with the greatest memory on the world.
Sadly I can't be arsed to type it out, so here's the punchline:-

Header in the 73rd minute.

Trust me it's a cracker.

 

[Brownstuff]

Who will be West Ham's player of the season?

I'm gonna take a stab at Callum Davenport

 

[Spun Cuppa]

That reminds me of the joke about the Indian with the greatest memory on the world.
Sadly I can't be arsed to type it out, so here's the punchline:-

Header in the 73rd minute.

Trust me it's a cracker.

It's a bit like...

A bloke goes to dinner on his first day in prison

All the lags are sitting down eating, when someone says out loud, '74...'

All the lags piss themselves laughing

Another voice pipes up and says, '125...'

Again, all the lags are in stitches

The new bloke ask the lag beside him what's going on

The lag tells him that everybody in the prison know all the
jokes that have ever been told, and have assigned them numbers so as not to have to recite them repetitively...

The new bloke has a think then pitches in with, '302...'

Stoney silence

He asks his new mate next to him what went wrong, and his new mate said, 'It's the way you told it...'

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Doctor: 'I'm sorry Mrs. Chadwick, but I can't give you an abortion...'

Mrs. Chadwick: 'But WHY doctor?...'

Doctor: 'Because Luke is seven years old......'