Plus there's no actual LAW against carrying alcohol on the Tube per se, so British Transport Police won't be able to enforce the policy for at least a year, apparently.
Well, they've sent me a very po-faced letter which includes the immortal phrases: "We're sorry you're unhappy with our decision to actually enforce our long-standing cycle policy"
and
"Staff have had difficulty walking through trains which had a negative impact on safety, security and revenue...
According to the Times this morning, Nick Boles will just be an interim chief of staff for a few months. It says Boris is looking to appoint loads of his own people, including a "senior broadcaster" as press secretary.
I am hereby ruling myself OUT.
British Sea Power
Super Furry Animals
Morrissey
The Divine Comedy
I'd still love to see Bowie live (went to the T in the Park he was supposed to headline but didn't) and, weirdly, Elton John.
This is GREAT news. Someone who can move it off the seam is even BETTER than an out-and-out paceman on Hove pitches -- as Robin Martin-Jenkins' success as an opening bowler so far has proved.
Well done Sussex.
It's a very good theory. I would expect Nick Boles -- provided he has fully recovered -- to be an MP after the next election anyway.
The Mayor doesn't have the power to hire or fire the Met Commissioner, by the way. Only the Home Secretary does that.
I've just emailed an edited version of that diatribe to comments@southernrailway.com. For a laugh, I had a guess at the email address of the managing director, Chris Burchell, as well.
I've just had his out-of-office auto reply.
Bloody marvellous.
So after a nice couple of days watching cricket and eating curry with my brother and sister in law in Brighton, I pedalled back to the station well in time for the 1849 to Clapham Junction. Fifteen minutes early, in fact. And the train was already there. Great. Plenty of time to avoid the crush...
You join me LIVE from the County Ground, Hove. The covers are coming off and there's an inspection due at 1300.
Looks like more rain on the way, though.
Bollocks on stilts. If this is what the league chairmen had agreed -- and voted on -- then one of the disgruntled "no" voters would have leaked it to the papers by now.