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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Happy Birthday Israel

    Was Ronnie related to Jim?
  2. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Mayor Of London - Night Of The Long Swords

    Plus there's no actual LAW against carrying alcohol on the Tube per se, so British Transport Police won't be able to enforce the policy for at least a year, apparently.
  3. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Southern Railway's BLOODY STUPID bicycle policy

    Say what you like about Il Duce. But he made the trains run on time.
  4. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Southern Railway's BLOODY STUPID bicycle policy

    I'm not going to cycle from London to Hove, am I? Tit. (And yes, I know you're fishing...)
  5. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Southern Railway's BLOODY STUPID bicycle policy

    Well, they've sent me a very po-faced letter which includes the immortal phrases: "We're sorry you're unhappy with our decision to actually enforce our long-standing cycle policy" and "Staff have had difficulty walking through trains which had a negative impact on safety, security and revenue...
  6. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Gb, Uk, Bi...?

    Sark and Herm and Alderney are in effect part of Guernsey. The Scillies are part of England.
  7. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Mayor of London...a cunning ruse?

    According to the Times this morning, Nick Boles will just be an interim chief of staff for a few months. It says Boris is looking to appoint loads of his own people, including a "senior broadcaster" as press secretary. I am hereby ruling myself OUT.
  8. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Where do you work ?

    London W12. And occasionally London W1. And even more occasionally everywhere else in the world. Potentially.
  9. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    What's The Bands You Can Say You've Died Happy Seeing?

    British Sea Power Super Furry Animals Morrissey The Divine Comedy I'd still love to see Bowie live (went to the T in the Park he was supposed to headline but didn't) and, weirdly, Elton John.
  10. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Judgement Day

    MusyO7J2inM
  11. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Sussex V Middlesex FPT Hove, Bank Holiday

    So if we rattle up 450 against Surrey on Wednesday and bowl them out for about 12, we'll be in the quarter finals. Ace.
  12. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Sussex sign Collymore

    This is GREAT news. Someone who can move it off the seam is even BETTER than an out-and-out paceman on Hove pitches -- as Robin Martin-Jenkins' success as an opening bowler so far has proved. Well done Sussex.
  13. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Mayor of London...a cunning ruse?

    It's a very good theory. I would expect Nick Boles -- provided he has fully recovered -- to be an MP after the next election anyway. The Mayor doesn't have the power to hire or fire the Met Commissioner, by the way. Only the Home Secretary does that.
  14. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Who got the BLAME for Heseltine's Millennium Dome Project going tits up?

    It's all explained on this quite astoundingly good blog London Connections: A walk along East London Line phase 2
  15. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Southern Railway's BLOODY STUPID bicycle policy

    I've just emailed an edited version of that diatribe to comments@southernrailway.com. For a laugh, I had a guess at the email address of the managing director, Chris Burchell, as well. I've just had his out-of-office auto reply. Bloody marvellous.
  16. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Southern Railway's BLOODY STUPID bicycle policy

    So after a nice couple of days watching cricket and eating curry with my brother and sister in law in Brighton, I pedalled back to the station well in time for the 1849 to Clapham Junction. Fifteen minutes early, in fact. And the train was already there. Great. Plenty of time to avoid the crush...
  17. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Sussex versus Surrey

    You join me LIVE from the County Ground, Hove. The covers are coming off and there's an inspection due at 1300. Looks like more rain on the way, though.
  18. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    **Rumour has it**

    Bollocks on stilts. If this is what the league chairmen had agreed -- and voted on -- then one of the disgruntled "no" voters would have leaked it to the papers by now.
  19. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Getting water out of your ear

    After swimming. It's always the left ear. I'm slightly deaf at present. What, people of NSC, can I do?

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