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I think a jumper means all bets are NULL and VOID.

Nobody EVER wears white on TV without a jacket and tie. It buggers up the picture too much. I'll go BROWN.

My workplace has a canteen for overnight workers, and some of the chefs are lazier than others. The TRIED and TESTED method for making sure you get proper scrambled actual eggs is to ask if the omelettes are on. ONLY when you get a yes do you ask scrambled eggs. I also used to make my scrambled...

There are loads of clubs you could approach and ask to "lend" us their ground for a Sunday afternoon. Preston Nomads (Fulking) would my first port of call: it's where the Gattings play, for a start... plus they've got loads of money.

Bad light has stopped play. Very gloomy here in W London.

They'll be dancing in the streets of, er, The South tonight!

I suggest we SMASH them out of sight during the second session then declare just after tea.

Potentially I would like to, yes. I have EXTENSIVE experience of batting down the order and bowling medium pace trundlers in the Eden Valley League (Div II). And I know how to score.

Adams gone, and Nash -- surprise surprise -- out in the 90s. MCC v Sussex Lord's Sussex 207 for 4 (63.1 overs) C D Nash b Onions 90 M J Prior not out 4 L J Wright not out 14 Extras 5 Fall: 4-187 121151 APR 08

Screaming J rocks. (I have done one of the above this evening, by the way. It was the curry)

Easily the Acton Court in Stockport, in which I had to stay a couple of times for work.

Colin CHOWDERy

There's a moveable pontoon in the Manchester aquatics centre anyway. Or there was when I last went swimming in it, BEFORE the Commonwealth Games.

We can do all that on here Food cricketers - North Stand Chat

Mervyn KITCHEN Nick COOK Phil MUSTARD Graeme ONIONS Phil de FRITTERS Robert QUICHE You get the idea....

He certainly came down from the Nursery End at quite a lick, yes. Not sure if he's as fast as Rana Naved but he kept it tight. Steve Kirby's (Gloucs and MCC) and his were the stand-out performances of the day.

The last president of Sussex was, I think, The Duke of Richmond and Gordon. What did he ever do? Bugger all. I don't think we're in trouble.

If you sit in the wooden area under the floodlights, and order food from the Dexter room, the staff will keep bringing beers to you afterwards if you ask nicely enough. Just spent the day at Lord's. Not great cricket-wise, and so so cold. But Ryan Harris did enough (the wickets and a superb...

Gloriously sunny and clear three postcodes away in NW10. Forecast not so good for tomorrow. Can't blimmin WAIT.

Carla Bruni.