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I live round the corner from the scene of Harry Roberts' MURDERS. It's a bit spooky.

They're tin FOIL hats. Especially for the non-believers on NSC.

You can get Pizza Express pizzas in the supermarket for about four quid if you want a really nice one. Bit of olive oil on top, 12 mins on gas mark 5, lovely.

Foggy off of Last of the Summer Wine has also snuffed it. It's been a cracking week for deaths from the world of drama.

Paul Scofield Actor and Old Varndeanian and dead aged 86.

Thing was, there weren't any "marriage rules" that established such gigantic settlements when they got married. Those precendents have devloped out of judges' decisions in cases like McFarlane v McFarlane and Parlour v Parlour...

I've got an 80gb external hard drive which does the trick. Although I do keep it in a desk drawer, which isn't the best protection against fires or burglaries, I suppose. I've got a locker at work -- thinking about it, it might be a good idea to keep it there. I also use BT Openworld broadband...

Indeed. Just ask Des Lynam. It's probably a Dean Hammondesque attempt to get a better contract off the Beeb.

That's why FIVE MILLION Londoners currently use Oystercards on Tubes and buses, then, is it? :jester:

The Westbourne crossover, of course, applies on Fridays in March. Dollis Hill, then.

Er, I think most deaf people can set a video.

I can't believe THIRTEEN people here have attempted a Guinness World Record. With proper observers like Norris McWhirter with a stopwatch and all that.

I was at the 0-5, and the game we lost 4-1 to someone like Torquay or Plymouth or Darlington at Gillingham. Man alive we were awful. But the worst sporting performance I have simply ever seen took place on June 23rd 1996 -- the Axa Equity and Law Sunday league match between Sussex and Glamorgan...

It rather depends on what it says in your contract, I would say. Are you in a trade union? You should be able to get free legal advice if you are.

Why does nobody remember The High Life? 9O048-KFgqs

Oh. It's from St Leonard's

A Schnauzer called Phillipe apparently. Owner's a bloke called Kevin Cullen.

The commentator is probably Derek Lacey -- my former colleague. He uses their first names because he doesn't know their surnames. He has been known to miss a goal while scrabbling under the desk for his pen in the first half, and to get the score wrong all the way up to half time. He's a GENIUS.

I spent three years at the University of Central Lancashire. I got very wet and very depressed. I wish I hadn't. Still though, chin up. What?

That's it really.