East Sussex dog wins Cruft's

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

A Schnauzer called Phillipe apparently. Owner's a bloke called Kevin Cullen.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Or (to give him his pretentious show name) Champion Jafrak Philipe Olivier.

Last year's winner was called Araki Fabulous Willy

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Oh. It's from St Leonard's

 

[Frutos]

Oh. It's from St Leonard's

Surely you mean "St Leonard's Actually"

 

[Screaming J]

I'm sorry but it will only be a proper Sussex winner when its a real Sussex dog - a Sussex Spaniel!!! But they never even seem to get to the best of group play-off (or whatever it's called). Its a fix I tell you!!

 

[Stat Brother]

Our's pedigree name is:-

Kamalis Karakan Sunset

But he answers to the name, Lionel.

 

[Gazwag]

Surely you mean "St Leonard's Actually"

Isn't that like saying "Whitehawk actually"

 

[The Wookiee]

Good old Crufts, always tune in every year, its good to see what the ex wife is doing !

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

We've got champion Schnauzers :dance:

 

[Frutos]

Isn't that like saying "Whitehawk actually"

All I know is from my Dad, who deals with phonecalls from people across Sussex as his job, and says that a lot of people from St. Leonard's don't seem like to be perceived as being from Hastings, the same as some people from Hove go to lengths to point out that they're from "Hove Actually" rather than Brighton.

 

[Frutos]

We've got champion Schnauzers :dance:

Reminds me of the Frasier episode where Roz gets pregnant and meets the parents of the father-to-be, both of whom have very large noses which she fears will be inherited by her baby.

The humour coming from various puns based around that, including the comments from the parents on liking to attend dog shows as they have "two giant Schnauzers".

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I thought Katie Price had won another award when i read the thread

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I thought Katie Price had won another award when i read the thread

Cock off Monkey Man!, Jordan is well better than any of your Croydon Swamp Donkeys!, I am starting a petition to get a giant statue of her norks erected above the away end at Falmer! the "Jordans Jubblies" stand I want it called.

And no one would climb over her to get to you I'll bet!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I am starting a petition to get a giant statue of her norks erected above the away end at Falmer! the "Jordans Jubblies" stand I want it called.

Why stop there? Why not have the whole area renamed Village Way Norks?

 

[Hiney]

Our dogs are called:

Bright light at Burcombe and

Bajeanie Perchance to Dream

Or as we prefer, Molly & Daisy

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Why stop there? Why not have the whole area renamed Village Way Norks?

Now THAT would get us on the footballing map and would drag in the teenage boy crowd better than a measly 100 quid off their season tickets.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Cock off Monkey Man!, Jordan is well better than any of your Croydon Swamp Donkeys!, I am starting a petition to get a giant statue of her norks erected above the away end at Falmer! the "Jordans Jubblies" stand I want it called.

And no one would climb over her to get to you I'll bet!

And i wouldn't fukkin blame them either!

 

[RexCathedra]

Hove Actually

Pronounced 'Ekchually', no doubt.

 

[RM-Taylor]

Good old Crufts, always tune in every year, its good to see what the ex wife is doing !

Post of the day

Soup on the keyboard

 

[csider]

Crufts = wrong.