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Didn't Pablo Escobar have that used on his gaff? ???

This. However, I vote we exhume Enid Blyton and make her stand trial for her crimes.. That should keep people happy. Once found guilty, we could re-bury her within the prison courtyard walls for a set period. :hilton:

Whichever God is responsible for saving people, I hope he's around.

Me, aged 15. Just met a stunning looking girl and was smitten. My Dad : "She may be pretty now, but what does her Mum look like? She'll look like her Mum when she's older.." Me : "Her Mum is a rather big lady. But Dawn (my new girlfriend) is very sporty and will always stay in shape Dad!"...

I cracked open a sealed and unused record deck stylus last year which was made in 1988. Played as new. Aside from that, I have a boxed and unused Bang & Olufsen LX6000 'tube' television in my unit. One day I'll turn it on... probably on November 5th as it'll probably go up like a firework!

Pangolin Pox is on the horizon, then we're all doomed! :eek:

Just bought one for Mrs Nose. My morning craps will now become bearable for the old girl... :thumbsup:

Same here. Some of the 'red top' headlines make me cringe when I see them on the newspaper stands. They've all got their own agenda, usually political - and if I want 'news' I've got lots of free apps on my phone if I want to be depressed. Sad that to get clicks or for someone to part with...

Fair Isle Fingering sounds a bit ominous... ???

We're going to sound like a very skilled yet reasonably priced building company! :lolol:

Racism has been around for thousands of years, and will no doubt be around for many more years. At no point have I seen someone say "well... that kneeling footballer really made me change my thoughts and views on racism when he did it for the 374th time" I get it though. I accepted it at the...

If you've a spare £1,265 you can buy a pair here...

At least we're qualifying for Europe at the moment. :thumbsup:

Voted 'Don't Care' as I genuinely tried to, but failed. I hope it goes to penalties, and at 376-376 they all collapse and abandon the game.

I looked at this thread and thought "blimey.. this Doctor TV chap was all about healthy living, too - and the poor bugger has karked it far too young!" I then realised it was a very different person. :facepalm:

Of course he's been to the Amex... he's Graham Potter with a secret account :whistle:

I've a fairly decent knowledge of Audio Visual stuff as it's my full time business. I've also a decent knowledge of cars as that was my previous business for about 15 years, plus I've still kept my hand in for the last 20. Aside from that, I know naffin' abaaht naffin'

Here was me thinking this was a thread about 1970's aftershave... :glare:

She looks to have a very disgruntled pussy, but there's only one Minx..

Lazy, disinterested, more interested in DJ-ing, and then got carted off - where instead of playing out of his skin to get a recall he was happy to try just hard enough to get a place on the bench. He was good enough for us to pay £14,000,000 for him, yet became not good enough to get in the...