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I always fail to understand that when a golden opportunity is handed to you.. like signing for a Premier League club who genuinely want to help you improve and further your career, you toss it away. I can only guess he's not the sharpest tool, and is surrounded by people equally as feeble of...

I love nature, but only when it's invited into my house.. by me.

Absolutely. I'd often love to run away with a widowed multi-millionaress who has no gag reflex, but I don't go telling Mrs Nose that.. :glare:

We can rebuild him. .... or maybe not. :glare: I genuinely think Potter will want to prove what he's started will work. He's pretty much unproven, and he hasn't exactly shot us up the league - so any claims to him being an unquestioned genius are unfounded based upon results. If we get...

God he was awful, wasn't he. :facepalm:

Not often though..

West Indian Manatee - 11 Months Amazonian or African Manatee - 12 Months Camel : Dromedary - 15 Months, Bactrian - 13 Months Tapir : Malayan, South American and Mountain - 13 Months Donkey : 11-14 Months I can only therefore conclude you've been shagging a Donkey. :eek:

Worlds worst sniper then (thankfully). I assume he was aiming whilst bouncing on a trampolene. Hope your relly isn't too affected by this. Things like this could mess with your head long term.. :(

Yes, you'll always need to don your tin hat on here when asking for help or advice, but we're all nice knobheads and you'll get some good shouts. Personally - always remember that when a woman 'moves on' in her head, you've a 0.0001% chance of getting her back. They're good at that. Never be...

Some bird I'm seeing has also been sleeping in separate rooms to her husband for 14 months, and I swear she's seeing someone else as well as me.. :glare:

Absolutely spot on.

I always struggle to post GIFs on here, then gave up trying.. :down:

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Oyster Bay Chardonnay from t'Co-Op for me this evening. I was feeling extravagant. Tenner a bloody bottle :eek:

Oh go on. You must have 'Blue Striped Lion Tree Trousers by The Wibble Dilbert Corporation' and the accompanying video? :lolol: :fishing:

Football is a business. Uncle Tony is a businessman. We're lucky in the fact that he has BHAFC at heart though, and will do what he sees as right for both the club and himself. Players are just 'employees' at the end of the day. Some fall in love with the club, stay, and associate themselves...

Football is a business. Uncle Tony is a businessman. We're lucky in the fact that he has BHAFC at heart though, and will do what he sees as right for both the club and himself. Players are just 'employees' at the end of the day. Some fall in love with the club, stay, and associate themselves...

... and how quickly you can get in and out of their garden. :lolol: On a more serious note, see through any poor decor and mess and clutter. Imagine every room empty. So many people have said to me "I didn't like the house, there was crap everywhere and the walls were green and purple!"...

Same.

I had a business connection in Swindon and spent some great nights out there in the Old Town. Lots of interesting people, lots of laughs, and some real money to be made there when times were good. Swindon literally means 'Swindedon' which translates in Old English to 'Pig on the Hill' (Swine ...