[Humour] My wife wants me back.

[rigton70]

After 14 months of sleeping in separate rooms my wife today asked if we could sleep together tonight.

The thing is i know she's been shagging someone called Branston so what do i do.

Take her back knowing she has been somewhere else or tell her to do one.

I'm in a right pickle so thoughts?

 

[Easy 10]

Blimey.

What a pickle indeed

 

[dazzer6666]

All sounds a bit cheesy...............may be good to try to preserve the relationship though

 

[AmexRuislip]

I relish the thought of what happens next.........

 

[Prince Monolulu]

A bit of Gentleman's Relish should help you out of this Piccalilli.

 

[RandyWanger]

I miss Enrest

 

[Knocky's Nose]

After 14 months of sleeping in separate rooms my wife today asked if we could sleep together tonight.

Some bird I'm seeing has also been sleeping in separate rooms to her husband for 14 months, and I swear she's seeing someone else as well as me..

 

[KZNSeagull]

Upgrade to Mrs Balls

 

[rigton70]

Some bird I'm seeing has also been sleeping in separate rooms to her husband for 14 months, and I swear she's seeing someone else as well as me..

This Branston bloke spreads himself around.

 

[KeegansHairPiece]

Is the issue he's called Branston, or just that she is sleeping with another man?

It's not entirely clear...

 

[Nitram]

Has she asked you if you want a cheese sandwich with branston?

 

[Dorset Seagull]

She should stick with the Branston bloke I mean he has his own island and airline and everything

 

[AmexRuislip]

She should stick with the Branston bloke I mean he has his own island and airline and everything

Virgin on the ridiculous now

 

[Skaville]

I’d take it as a condiment

 

[TugWilson]

Being a sceptical sort , after 14 months i would be very careful that sleeping with you again isn`t to cover up a bun in the oven , i`d tell her to burger off back to him .

 

[rigton70]

Being a sceptical sort , after 14 months i would be very careful that sleeping with you again isn`t to cover up a bun in the oven .

Birds and Bees lesson here it takes 9 months mate.

 

[GT49er]

Being a sceptical sort , after 14 months i would be very careful that sleeping with you again isn`t to cover up a bun in the oven.

Beat me to it!

 

[KeegansHairPiece]

Being a sceptical sort , after 14 months i would be very careful that sleeping with you again isn`t to cover up a bun in the oven , i`d tell her to burger off back to him .

Whether it's 14 months, or a 1 hour one off, it's 1 sperm Tug, just 1 can do the trick.

 

[Gabbafella]

Being a sceptical sort , after 14 months i would be very careful that sleeping with you again isn`t to cover up a bun in the oven , i`d tell her to burger off back to him .

14 months? I can only assume she's a manatee, a camel, a tapir or a donkey.

 

[Algernon]

Pull yourself together and just dill with it.