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All the announcements about staying off the pitch, all the half-arsed stewards trying to look mean and then shrugging their shoulders and stepping aside as the wave of people leapt over the edges of the pitch. What a day for the fans who had been through the real dark times (I wasn't around for...

Contentious, I'll grant you, but I'm a child of the 1970's.... For many years when someone said "...and this is my partner" I assumed they were in business together. 'Boyfriend' and 'Girlfriend' clearly became an unfashionable thing to say whilst I wasn't looking. :glare: And my current pet...

"Believe in yourself - you can be anything you want to be" Sorry.. if you're as thick as pigshit you're not going to be an astronaut or a captain of industry pal. Sorry to shatter your dreams and all that. :shrug:

Do they have Pampas Grass in their front garden? ???

Football is a business, and Uncle Tony is a businessman at the end of the day. If a super-power rich club wants to dig deep and pay the silver, off he toddles - with our best wishes. Good for the Albion, and good for Ben as he'll get a massive pay rise.

When I was little (I was maybe 7 or 8 years old) we went to see some distant relatives in Sheffield. I always remembered the really big comfy chair in their front garden which they sat in. Looking back.. It was a sofa. True story.

With you on that one... Also the Pigeons who do their little 'shag dance' on my balcony at half six every morning. Is there such a thing as exploding bird seed? ???

The current earworm I find myself whistling and singing all bloody day and night... :annoyed:

I am the Egg Man. The Walrus gets too much of the headlines.

Go on....

I do hope BDB doesn't see the results of this poll... :whistle:

My car is packed with technology but when the whoop-whoop 'greedy light' comes on the bloody thing keeps it a secret how long I've got left unless I do about fifty button pushes to access the inner circle of information. Then, after a panicked twist and push-a-thon on the little wheel it usually...

11% :eek: You have the respect of Tramps from Hove to Hastings right there Brother...

I find someone rolling around like a man who has just been shot when someone gently touches the stray thread on his shorts entertaining, so I'm bemused why Palace feature themselves so low..

and/or lasses... Let's have some equality here. :rolleyes: I'm with everyone else here. If she's good, she's good, and deserves to be there - and to be fair she can't be much worse than some of the clowns we already have.

When I go on my 'breaks' from drinking, I get to about 2-3 weeks in and then don't really care about alcohol at all. I kind of see it as a girlfriend I've split up with, and I remember the good times - but I find it very easy to forget. Then, I have a few pints (equivalent of a casual shag with...

Sad to say that I've been drinking (not stupidly) throughout the whole lockdown. I'm going to have a break very soon as I'm in a habit again. I also need to lose some weight and exercise more once the back injury I suffered last Spring totally clears up (my own stupid fault.. thinking a 50...

Anyone who has rattled the teeth of the woman who sang "Anyone can fall in Love" to the EastEnders theme tune automatically denounces themselves as a genius. :facepalm:

Mrs Nose kept saying "Jizz?" what on earth is a "Jizz?!! That's a pretty stupid name for an informant..." I had to explain it was CHIS - Covert Human Intelligence Source... after I sneakily Googled it when she went to the loo. ??? And I do agree, I spend as much time working out acronyms as...

I was once at a friends house in Bradford when I was 19, and his big sister was packing to go on holiday. I didn't ask where, she was a moody bint getting all stressy pants. I was going on holiday myself the next week with my girlfriend to a little Greek island called Lefkas. We arrived, and...