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I'm sure Brian May will have something to say about this... :moo:

Bless her. She's clearly had a facelift which has placed her pubes half way up her chest, but she's got a banging set of hooters and she's a performer at heart. Would I, being 50 years old? Probably not. :nono:

If Sunday doesn't go to plan, this video will surely take your mind off it. :lolol:

Persil Washing Powder in France... Persil directly translates as 'Parsley' 'Esso' in South American countries, which was rebranded 'Exxon' as 'Esso' translates directly as slang for 'C*nt' ???

Can they recreate this when the Sovereign Centre in Eastbourne is teaming with chavs and their ill-behaved offspring? ???

This! :thumbsup:

"The Denmark game is going ahead as we are all completely COVID free, Denmark's medical officer Hådbo Thinjekktüns has confirmed..." Best I can do at short notice. Sorry

Needed VAR

I dream about Messi losing a hand of cards to Bruno during a drunken night of debauchery, and Messi's forfeit being a whole season at BHAFC for £1 a week, Always ends in the missus jabbing me in the ribs and saying 'wake up you lazy sod' :glare:

I always think to myself : Car Value : £3,500 Spend to make it look shite : £6,500 Total : £10,000 Could have bought a £10,000 car. Addition to value by making it so personalised nobody else likes it : £0 Value of shite car you now own : £3,500 :shrug:

This is an intro... :cute:

Could someone please pass the Burning Torch... :lolol: HotDangggg...

In reply to people raving about the Wild Mushroom variety..... A wild mushroom is a mushroom which grows in the wild, so I assume they have teams of people who wander around picking them. At the very least, they're grown outdoors in fields? However, being a brainless fungus and I'd guess not...

Not sure if I've posted this before, but... It should be the unwritten rule that if a politician cannot give a straight answer to a straight question when being interviewed, that he or she is then banned from all media coverage until the end of time. I'm absolutely f*cking sick of the idiots...

This, really.. We all work longer hours than we did in the 1950-80's, far more women (huge spenders on the high street back in the day) work long hours now and aren't 'housewives' any more, so don't have time to spend half a day trawling around a town centre for all their bits and pieces (oh...

As a father of children of the age where I was subjected to NooNoo on a daily basis in the mid 00's, I 'got' this and it made me chuckle. I thank you. :lolol:

I bet it made a right mess of its feathers. :eek:

I'm sure that as these aren't 'real' I'd be allowed to post this pic I found on my photo roll from way back? I was a customers house, who was moving, a few years ago. I asked where something was, and she said "oh.. I think it's in the top cupboard in the bedroom, the one on the left.." This...

I think it shows absolutely no class. However if we played Tuvalu, who had adopted Black Lace's 'Agadoo' as their national anthem... I'd boo it. :hilton:

Inward, or outward? ??? It'd be like banging an Ewok :nono: