[Football] Jesus nutter

[Juan Albion]

Straight red versus Chile tonight.



What was he thinking? ? ?


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[AZ Gull]

Towards the end of the match, Everton replaced Richarlison. A rather pleasing substitution, given that at club level Richarlison comes on for Everton.

 

[Juan Albion]

Towards the end of the match, Everton replaced Richarlison. A rather pleasing substitution, given that at club level Richarlison comes on for Everton.

Yes, I noticed that. I wonder if he continues to dive when he's sitting on the bench.

 

[BN9 BHA]

What was he thinking? ? ?

He was Eric Cantona for a moment

 

[Motogull]

Wasn't even a foul.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Needed VAR

 

[Albumen]

What was he thinking? ? ?

Iffff I coooullldddd juuuussttt reeeachh thiiisss ohhhhhhhh shiiiiiiitttttttt

(I imagine)

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Jesus Nutter would be a great name to have.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Jesus Nutter would be a great name to have.

To be honest when I read the thread title I thought it was a self-reference.

Apologies, [MENTION=355]Juan Albion[/MENTION]

 

[Eeyore]

When Albion first played upstairs in 2017 I was quick to point out that the gulf in standard. This became apparent in the first match when Manchester City turned to Jesus to help them find a breakthrough.

 

[Robinjakarta]

Jesus!

 

[A1X]

Had hoped this was a signing thread

 

[pasty]

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

A career in MMA awaits .....

 

[junior]

I thought this was going to be our new left back.

 

[Acker79]

Look at the Chile player's legs - bent at the hip and the knees. He is clearly leaning down into it to force contact. He should have been booked for intiating the contact and making a meal out of it.

 

[Sirnormangall]

I thought this was going to be a thread about a religious zealot - disappointed.

 

[schmunk]

Look at the Chile player's legs - bent at the hip and the knees. He is clearly leaning down into it to force contact. He should have been booked for intiating the contact and making a meal out of it.

Have you watched the video?

 

[Acker79]

Have you watched the video?

I've no need. That picture tells me all I need to know. The poor Brazilian player is being screwed over by a biased referee jealous of Brazil's standing in world football. He probably hates christians and thinks he's making a stand.

But to keep you happy I've now watched it. The Chile player'\s head is reared back, and as the boot arrives he moves his head forward into it. Clearly it's his fault.

(In case you still can't tell, I'm not being serious)

 

[Official Old Man]

I thought this was going to be in reference to the two guys walking Brighton seafront on Saturday with the placards about Jesus. Hadn't seen them for years. Usual two boards on shoulder straps plus one more on stilts above their head.