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What a soulless looking apartment... Kitchen worktops must have been a bit of a reach, too ???

I think he's off on the wrong foot with that stupid bloody name to be fair.. :shootself

I'll be happy somewhere between the First Class lounge (top 5) and missing my flight (bottom 3). Those plastic seats opposite the restaurants and shops will do for now (mid table). :thumbsup:

I think common sense might at least dictate the choice to keep having children when you're flat broke as something which isn't the brightest of ideas....

How did she survive before the payment increase?

Shirley it has to be something to the tune of Macarena?

Loved him today. Plays with positivity and confidence looking for the forward ball. We'll knock that out of him. :glare:

I'd do a test track / experience day jobbie. I think when you hire one for the day there's quite a strict mileage allowance, and it's not that much! A friend of mine wanted to drive a Ferrari, a McLaren, a Bentley Speed and a Lamborghini. He jumped in his £150,000 Porsche GT3 RS, drove to...

Well it was on Steve Wright's "Factoids" - so it must be true! :glare:

It would then depend on how many filaments the toaster had, and how powerful they were. A commercial toaster would kick out a lot faster than a standard cheap household one I'd expect. Can't believe I just typed that. Damn you for pressing my pedantry button. :lolol:

I only found out recently that the little "1, 2, 3, 4 and 5" numerals or numbers on toasters aren't actually 'degrees of toastage' but they're the amount of minutes they toast for!

YUSSSSSSS !!!! :albion2:

I've often thought about resurrecting this thread over the last 12 months. I did about 6 months alcohol free and loved it, then started drinking again in the evenings. Before I knew it I was back to a bottle of wine a night, and sometimes more. I then switched to 3-4 strong beers, and sometimes...

Made me chuckle :lolol:

If the East Stand Upper jumped around the St. Johns Ambulance crew would need to draft in reinforcements from all over Sussex! :eek:

Have you thought about a job at Selhurst Park? You'd get 39 hours per week to do that... :lolol:

If Trossard had the fire in his belly like Knocky did.... that'd be great to see. I'm not sure I've even seen Tross get angry - he just has that ventriloquists dummy look on his boat race half the time. For me, Trossard has the superior talent - but Knocky had that passion we as supporters...

Bradford City v Liverpool, 27th August 1980. League Cup 2nd Round. I was 9 years old. Stood behind the goal and chuckled as the (very bored) Ray Clemence took dogs abuse from the fans for a whole half. He took it well and just laughed along as he leaned on his goalpost. :lolol:

*round of applause*