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"So, you're interested in the new Managers post here at Watford FC are you? You're hired !! ...Now, jump on there and see how you get on!" ???

With performances like that we can forget about winning the Champions League. :glare:

Absolutely throwing it down here in Eastbourne, and will no doubt be the same at the Amex... Just taken the dog out for her afternoon slash and dump. We got about 12 feet out of the door and she turned back. I literally had to drag her away from the door to get her to reluctantly have a ...

Good call. I'd like that option. If the exchange seat doesn't sell by 24 hours before kick off you can choose to give it to someone who wouldn't be able to afford it. I'd rather that than it be empty. If the person next to me was genuinely skint, I'd buy him or her a half time pint too!

Same here. Father-in-Law has managed to get away on holiday for the first time in 2 years so I've a spare seat. He comes to every game with me, so this is a rare (maybe once or twice a season) time he can't make it. All the faff of getting someone to fart about registering as a MyAlbion, plus...

I think you're exactly 6 rows right behind my seat - I'll give you a wave at the City game :wave:

They'll fight anything up there. Heathens. :glare:

Just cranked mine up to 25... I live in a modern house which seems to think it was built in 1648. :annoyed:

My first thought. You get pissed, take drugs, then roll your car whilst on your 6th driving ban - and you get told to go and get help. You type a load of twatty words into your phone and whoomp... straight to the cells. :shrug: Before some people spit their beer all over their screens...

This. He's a delicate soul with a lot of talent, which only seems to surface when his tail is up. For that tail to be up he needs to feel loved and appreciated. He's in a vicious circle at the moment. He's not a PL player, but he's a top Championship player. He's a Pukki, Cantwell, Billing...

Can we not just put some white tape over the "G" on our stickers? ???

I keep going back when I get bored. He's had maybe 20 votes from me now, such is my love and adoration - but they seem to have slammed the poll shut harder than the transfer window.. Still, when the results are published in November or April 2023 or whenever - we'll all have a wry smile.

What's with fat Kasper Schmeichel at the beginning. :lolol: 67 year old, 8 stone steward fends him off like a Boss.

Done. Banjo. Cows arse. MoTM :thumbsup: Top Tip - keep clearing your browser history for 'last hour' and it'll let you vote as many times as you like. I've got to 8 votes for Lord Ayew of Barndoor Manor but I'm getting bored now. :glare:

Sanchez looks like if you cut his jugular Slush Puppy would come streaming out. As for laughing boy in the post above - finish your Horlicks and get to bed.

Disagree. I really don't think he'd land in our squad and drag it up a level. Not any more.

Point gained on our performance. We played like we should for a total of about 9 minutes. The rest of the time we were sat back like we were defending a 1-0 lead :(

I have it on good authority that this is a spy shot of his back garden. ???

So a sliding header, face down on the turf. That's the most likely way you're going to nut Zaha. :lolol:

" Maupay Do'em " I thank you. :wink: All cards on the table for me. Give it absolutely everything and I don't care if we lose trying. I'll be printing out the PL table, framing it, and having it on the office wall if we win. I'll also be acutely jealous of our away fans getting to sing the...