Going forward, Zaha terrorised along the left-wing while his offensive colleagues - Jordan Ayew, Odsonne Edouard and Christian Benteke - ensured the visitors were kept under pressure.
There's me thinking the whole fecking world has gone American, but no, not in this case. Offensive is exactly the right word here.
Top Tip - keep clearing your browser history for 'last hour' and it'll let you vote as many times as you like. I've got to 8 votes for Lord Ayew of Barndoor Manor but I'm getting bored now.