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It was the weight of the nose which threw him off balance. And I'm sticking with that. :glare:

"So I was carrying out yer missus after a noight wit me.... "

Okay... your opinions are your own, but please admit that living standards have raised immeasurably since the 1950's, when it was mostly British labour. Owning a car was a luxury, now it's normal. Having a TV was a luxury, now a large flat screen is normal. Having a warm and dry house is...

Cyber Men off of Dr Who. Put the fear of christ into me as a child, and still make me feel very uneasy. My conscious mind says "It's probably a man called Malcolm, a 45 year old jobbing actor from Milton Keynes, dressed up with a badly decorated plastic helmet adorned with some flexi pipe...

The man in black grabbing Agnetha's Bristol is a bit much! :eek:

Nope - love being in the PL. The only thing about being in the Championship was it was nice to watch us absolutely batter teams.. Knocky ripping down the wing, Bruno lofting him an inch perfect pass from 40 yards, then Glenn bursting the back of the net.. and so on.

There are thousands of jobs which were filled by EU migrants, all who were happy to work long and hard for little money as the cost of living in their home country was so low and they could send some back and live very cheaply here. Now we don't have them, and the a large number of our general...

Izal. That shiny stuff we had at school in the 70's. People think it's wafer thin, but it's actually quite difficult to tear apart. :cool:

Captain Sensible : Glad it's all over

Mrs Nose - who knows little to nothing about football, said upon seeing this picture : "Oh.. who's that? Oh yes, it's Borat!! Is he doing a new film about football then?" :facepalm:

Well we know that's a lie.. Nobody queues for 2 minutes at the Amex. ???

I'd love to have seen Pulp back in the 90's, at their peak. One of my biggest regrets is that I never went to concerts in my late teens to late twenties. I was too busy chasing skirt in nightclubs and working 14 hour days... :facepalm:

Crystal Palace comes from the old Roman phrase 'Palacia Cristalum' which roughly translates to 'Glass Caravan' *I made that up...

Queues in the WSL were still about 30-40 people deep with 3 minutes to go before kick off in the second half. I left my seat just before the half time whistle and had a pint in my hand exactly 2 minutes before the restart. Piss poor, and to the point where I've decided not to bother with a half...

Always cracks me up that the Greyhound plays for a racing club. :lolol:

I cannot stand him. Horrible, spoilt, petulant piece of work. I'd like to think Uncle Tony wouldn't sign him if he was offered to us for three Piglet Pies and half a Harveys. He would literally smash our no dickhead policy.. :eek:

My Apple wallet ticket updated perfectly all on its own, and my phone connected with the turnstile perfectly. One tap, went green, I was in. Still absolutely no check of my NHS app. Nothing. Nada. The queue to get into the WSL at 14.40-14.45 was huge - around 10-12 times longer than last week...

Simulation of any injury will result in three men with baseball bats running onto the pitch and causing the actual injury simulated. Once this is administered, the team doctor may attend to the player.

I just felt that we didn't have the pace to outrun them. Every time we got the ball and should have run with it, we cut back on ourselves as the player (especially Lallana) simply knew he didn't have the pace. Trossard was too small and not quick enough, Maupay wasn't a threat for the same...

Isn't he a bit of a dickhead, or has he grown up a bit?