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Erik Ten Pints will have them all fired up. Lord Potter of Falmer will try his best to outfox the Dutchy but I think their superstars will be on a roll, and slightly roll us over. 3-0 to 'Deee urrrr Mancsh'

For the older generation...

Pizza Express Spoons Toby Carvery

A solid 6/10. :lolol:

The wonderful BMW naming game bites me in the poop-chute once more. Sorry, I didn't know you had a petrol... Well, and X3 20d then! I've got a 5-Series 2.0d and it's plenty fast enough - but Mrs Nose had an X3 30d and I can honestly say it was one of the best cars we've ever owned (and by...

BMW 3.0d is a cracking engine. Don't go for an X1... go for an X3 30d. It's all the car you'll ever need.

Nothing special these days. I have a 2017 Renault Trafic (bought and paid for), and this is my 'Family Car' (which is on finance)

If you've been arrested and you know you're innocent, you go calmly and quietly and follow the process. What do you have to fear? Only when you physically resist arrest and fight back do you deserve to get one back, and possibly an extra one if you're being a dick. As for quoting Bissouma...

At least you're honest :lolol:

I am shocked, outraged and appalled. Is that the correct answer? A criminal under arrest for doing something against the laws of England getting an extra little dig is fine with me. Don't do things wrong, then you won't get arrested - and these things won't happen. I can almost hear the...

I truly feel the thing to do on NSC when you have an 'epiphany' is to sleep on it, then if you still feel the same a couple of days later - feel free to post it on here and get absolutely battered... You can't win.

Clearly not the most popular composer on NSC, but RIP all the same :moo:

As long as you get the padlock at the top left of your browser you should be fine. There's an absolute army of very talented cockwombles and twunts out there who are very, very good at hacking and NSC seems to do very well at repelling them, so hats off to Bozza and whoever he pays to do the...

Your clangers, right next to Uranus... :moo: *unless you're over 50, then they're technically nearer to your knees... :(

30,000 whoopee cushions, and we all sit down hard just before a free kick. That'll put their keeper off fo' sho' :lolol:

If that job is going, I'll bloody take it at that pay!! :moo:

We had a truly lovely Cavalier King Charles called Poppy, and she lived to 14 years old. I posted on here when we had to have her put to sleep and the responses and PM's were truly heartwarming. There are some absolutely lovely people on here. :) A year ago we got this little bugger... A...

The Mouse/Seagull Hybrid Sally would produce would be interesting. No cheesy chips on the seafront would be safe! :ohmy:

What's the the massive Yamaha badge on the back wall? Have they 'sold out' for a free DX7 keyboard? :lolol:

Not any more. I've gone from a high-earner to someone who would probably be better off delivering for Just Eat... :glare: All part of the rich tapestry of life though. I'll be back. :D