[Albion] Worth a cheeky bid, or not?

[Stat Brother]

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Free transfer.
Might not be able to do it on a wet Tuesday night in Stoke.
I guess Warner Bros will be all over this.

But on the other hand brings an absolute slut of a WAG with him.

 

[pasty]

Can he play left back?

 

[Motogull]

More suited to the wankpuffins up the '23.

 

[GT49er]

Bound for the SPL, shirley?

 

[Elbow750]

With those red trousers, maybe we'll see a bidding war between two high profile EPL teams with American owners.... One in particular looks likely to need a new star now their 37 year old striker is reported to be looking to leave!

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Can he play left back?

I don't know, but he would definately make a great mascot, perhaps Sally could start an affair with him, and give Gully the boot.

 

[Stat Brother]

I don't know, but he would definately make a great mascot, perhaps Sally could start an affair with him, and give Gully the boot.

Wash your mouth out with soap.


Now that **** Sammy is in borstal the mascots are fine and dandy.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

As Lou Reed famously sung about our glorious OP:

Stat-ellite's gone up to the skies
Things like that drive me out of my mind
I watched it for a little while
I like to watch things on TV
Bom, bom, bom
Stat-ellite of love
Bom, bom, bom
Stat-ellite of love
Bom, bom, bom
Stat-ellite of love
Stat-ellite of love



Over and out

 

[Swansman]

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Free transfer.
Might not be able to do it on a wet Tuesday night in Stoke.
I guess Warner Bros will be all over this.

But on the other hand brings an absolute slut of a WAG with him.

Nice try Mickey.

You'll get a job somewhere but won't sign for Brighton.

 

[hart's shirt]

Not an option we should pursue.

If Mickey got sent off, we'd end up with a case of suspended animation.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Wash your mouth out with soap.


Now that **** Sammy is in borstal the mascots are fine and dandy.

Ok, let's say a threesome then, after all, who wouldn't be turned on by Sally?

 

[Stat Brother]

Ok, let's say a threesome then, after all, who wouldn't be turned on by Sally?

And we all know Minnie will suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

I don't know, but he would definately make a great mascot, perhaps Sally could start an affair with him, and give Gully the boot.

The Mouse/Seagull Hybrid Sally would produce would be interesting. No cheesy chips on the seafront would be safe!