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    [Misc] Would you like to own a gun?

    Not interested in owning a bangstick thank you. I wouldn't mind a high powered laser for knocking off noisy pigeons and seagulls.... Am I allowed to not like seagulls on here? ???
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    [Misc] What would you rather have been………..

    Rock Star. Drunk? Cheating? Womanising? Badly Behaved? Well... he's a Rock Star! Do the same as a Footballer and your career will suffer..
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    [Albion] Brighton & Hove Albion vs Manchester United *** Official Match Thread ***

    They probably covered more ground in the punch up than they did playing against us.. :moo: Does anyone know who these two players were? If McGuire headbutted someone it could be lethal :eek:
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    [Albion] Welbz and his little one.

    Love it, and I absolutely love Tariq. The little smile on his face when the North claps him as he runs away after warming in the corner melts me. He genuinely loves the game. :) Wait for the woke brigade to mount up and claim something about heightism or something though.... :smokin:
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    [Football] The PL - what’s the point?

    Is this really him, or is it a 'Spitting Image' puppet? ???
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    [Misc] Corporate Gifts....

    A fair and valid point. It's in the beauty industry. Treatments and so on, and the ethos of the business is 'premium' look and feel, 'premium' service, but 'budget' pricing. I'll go into further details once the ink is dry on the contracts, but it's clinic based - in a shopping centre (County...
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    [Misc] Corporate Gifts....

    Albion unrelated as I've probably spent the last 3 days watching re-runs of the Man Utd game plus have logged onto the forums to read about everything related to it, then toggled between the Sky Sports reports and the BBC ones... and now I'm getting what I can only describe as severe 'smug...
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    [Albion] Stuart Storer POTS 1996/97

    It was just in front of us and it was all being filmed so I reckon it'll be online once it's all edited. Uncle Tony was resplendent in a bright blue suit Rod, Jane & Freddy would be proud of and Stuart Storer got a lovely little engraved silver plate in a blue box handed to him by our owner...
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    [Football] Jamied

    I'm sure his parents are equally as shit-witted.
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    [Football] Jamied

    Newton Wayaycliffe... ???
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    [Albion] The waning power of Fortress Amex

    Caused by not being able to give your Season ticket card to a friend or family member if you can't make it, and if we're not playing Man Utd, Liverpool or Man City you can almost forget about selling your tickets on the exchange. All these piddly amounts of money to get people MyAlbion+ and...
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    [NSC] Caption time...

    I wasn't at a temple, I've never been to a temple, and if I was at a temple - I wasn't aware I was at a temple. Boosters, Ukraine, Cost of Living Crisis, Fwaah.
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    [Albion] Tross goal v Spuds

    Now if you could just do the same at the Amex that'd be proper frickin' dandy :thumbsup:
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    [Albion] Spud’s fam blud etc etc

    What does he say when he's describing a scene where there's lots of blood, and his family is involved? ???
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    [Help] Used Car Suggestions

    I'll second that. I bought my Daughter one as her first car and it was faultless.
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    [Help] Used Car Suggestions

    Absolutely.. I was a motor trader for almost 15 years and it always baffled me when people paid the screen price! Unless you've priced it dirt cheap and it's a 'cream puff' (trade slang for an absolutely perfect retail car) then you always expect to have a deal. I got over £1,000 off my car...
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    [Brighton] This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

    Pissed up kids. Cameras are the only answer. Film them, then shame them and fine them when they're sober.
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    [Help] Used Car Suggestions

    Toyotas are great cars. You won't go wrong with an Aygo. Any 'Jap' car is good on the whole. As an alternative, most mechanics I know buy a Honda for their wife or kids. Insanely reliable. Have a look at a Honda Jazz. Also, try and buy from a franchised dealer. The warranties they offer are...
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    [Misc] Wallets, do you carry one?

    I'm a wallet man (Louis Vuitton Damier Graphite don't cha know :hilton:) as I've got a fair few cards for this and that - which could easily be put onto Apple Pay but I like to have both in case I lose my phone! If I'm just popping out to walk the dog and get a coffee or I'm going local I just...

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