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  1. Lady Bracknell

    Today's Matchday Programme

    It's isn't just word count though, is it? There's picture content to take account of (and I know I'm biased but why use such technically poor pic of Russell Slade?) and advertising to take account of. There was some very interesting stuff in this first matchday programme of the season but the...
  2. Lady Bracknell

    Radio Sussex Phone In

    I don't think I want to be EXCITED by the Phone-In. If it provides the chance to shout "fuckwit" and throw the occasional object at the radio, I'm quite happy. I don't want to know about BLOGS and excitement is all a bit much at my time of life...
  3. Lady Bracknell

    The Official Fans Forum Thread

    To get the FEEL of things, there's some snaps here: http://rozsouth.zenfolio.com/forum09
  4. Lady Bracknell

    God Save our Queen

    Lawks!
  5. Lady Bracknell

    Does ANYONE give a shit I have not been on for 12 days ?.

    Lawks! I predict a combustion.
  6. Lady Bracknell

    The latest question in the 'Ask the Club' sub-forum

    FORKS, ffs! Have we taken our eye off the ball here?
  7. Lady Bracknell

    Swine flu, or a cold?

    My son has just recovered from swine flu and he was too ill to do anything, including eat. He didn't worry about self-imposing quarantine because he wasn't well enough to leave the house in the first place. Nonetheless, it was probably a relatively mild case given the lack of complications but...
  8. Lady Bracknell

    Secure your seat at Falmer

    It strikes me as not much more than a handy device for encouraging more season ticket sales at Withdean. The reality of the matter is that there will be THOUSANDS of seats going spare even after any first dibs system. Which, to be cynical, will always be corporate first dibs! Fairest system is...
  9. Lady Bracknell

    A DISGRACE - Sid banned from Lord's

    I could. But then I'm heartless.
  10. Lady Bracknell

    Friends Of NSC - A Business Idea

    FOTA are basically a group of business people happy to shell out several hundred pounds a year to the club in order to get an ad in the programme, a monthly breakfast meeting and the chance to meet the gaffer! Actually, that's a tad unfair but they're a networking group brought together by the...
  11. Lady Bracknell

    NSC a soap opera ?

    The difference between NSC and a soap opera is the snogging. It balances the nastiness. Unlike NSC which likes to REVEL in it at times.
  12. Lady Bracknell

    How good was TLOs flounce

    High time the season started, methinks.
  13. Lady Bracknell

    Wife phoning you at work!! Grrrrrr

    It's not rude, it's all about appropriate conversations at work. So during work hours if either of us are busy we just say "can I call you back?" and put the phone down. It doesn't cause any sort of heartbreak.
  14. Lady Bracknell

    Wife phoning you at work!! Grrrrrr

    I'm not sure what is difficult about "I'll call you back". Works in our family!!!
  15. Lady Bracknell

    Don't you wish you lived somewhere exciting such as WHITSTABLE?

    Have you seen the size of her pussy?! But amongst some true gems, I particularly loved this comment: "The seagull has now left as well, leaving orange coloured poo all over our car. As I wiped it off I realised that the strange pattern was actually writing. It read "Nice knowing you but I'm...
  16. Lady Bracknell

    Weather again!!!!

    Bloody weather! I'm off to Rock In the Bog. Which it will be now!!!
  17. Lady Bracknell

    British man killed by Bull

    Dead Spanish bloke? Should have known what he was doing then. Presumably.
  18. Lady Bracknell

    Nurburgring piece

    When I drove the Nurburgring, 3 of my passengers were racing drivers and as we swooped down and out of the Karusell, one of them observed that he'd never, ever, seen as good a crowd at your average (proper) meeting!

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