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NOBODY watches daytime telly round here either. Pah!

Can he do it? Some of it, yes.

Yes I know that I knew that already but let's not give the game away. People might think we're an ITEM!

Neither of these two

Racism.

Couple of pointers, matey. YOU aren't empowered to decide what does or doesn't matter on THIS forum. Secondly, joining under a whole range of new usernames just means more of you disappear!

I've not had any ligaments replaced but did spend 17 weeks in plaster after my scapholunate ligament was torn apart and had to be sewn together again. Not an experience I'd readily opt for again since it was painful and halfway through the pins that hold things together got infected. I wouldn't...

Very sorry to hear your news. Sometimes your feet are weary, Sometimes the way is long, Sometimes the day is dreary, Sometimes the world goes wrong; But if you let your voices ring, Your cares will fly away, So we'll sing you a song as we march along, Of Sussex by the Sea. My thoughts are with...

Arses! I've been watching the trailers for this all week and now I go and miss the fecking programme! Of Tourettes, the brother of a young friend of ours convinced his science teacher that he was a sufferer. At half hourly intervals the boy would twitch, shout "f***!" very loudly and then carry...

I don't think women like stereotypes! Honest, amusing and interesting chaps will do nicely. Not "rough" or "smooth". Just decent blokes interested in more than themselves.

Ooh! A quite different Ginny since she's not what I'd describe as brunette nowadays.

Was she with a chap called Richard? Only that'd be the Ginny I'm expecting it to be!

You haven't seen the DOWNSTAIRS ablutions. Which would be perfect if only I could get a target lavvy seat cover.

Stunning bits of videography there. Needs to be a warning about the need for a bucket in parts but they're all having a damned good time. Including the lovely Linda who is so understanding about what Tony does with his pocket money.

Burn Them.

I'll stump up a tenner too, please.

It's a strange beast is the Scapegoat...

Yes, I have no private messages telling me what I knew to expect already.

I was "subversive". Allegedly. But since emos had yet to be invented, most people fell into simpler categories - clueless or quite cool.