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To celebrate their 50th anniversary, a husband booked a round of golf for his wife and himself on a trip to famous old St. Andrews' Golf Course in Scotland. On the third tee, the husband hesitated in teeing off and turned slowly to his wife and said contritely, "Darling, I have to confess...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted Him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."...
How could an appeal be made against a decision that has not been announced?
I am sure the delay is intetional so as to rule out any accusations (sp) that it was made in haste .
Stay confident and keep the faith, all will come to he who waits.
C****l Pa***e are interested in West Ham's Bobby Zamora, while Charlton, Spurs and West Brom want Michael Carrick - but the Hammers will not let them leave on the cheap.
Having sat and read all the comments on this thread and been tempted for a couple of days to enter in to the posts, enough is enough I am now bound to upset some if not all of you, yes it is quite correct "if you wern't there what right do you have to pass comment" but surely there comes a point...
Just prior to the World Cup in Spain I was working in Holland at all the locall markets TEe Shirts and Union Jack shorts were freely available and mainly purchased by Dutch fans going to Spain, who in turn caused a lot trouble and spoke in English, so enhanceing (sp) our reputaion for trouble...
I think this may just sum up most peoples feelings (taken from Geordie wesite)
What puts me off supporting England
1: Hype.
I can't watch the build up or read the papers whenever England play because the hype does my head in. It's so monotonous and self replicating it can send people insane...
I go along with you all the way El Presidente but may be a bit further Beckham was hidden for the majority of the game, and it was evident early on that Scholes was not worthy of being out there which takes away half the midfield, Heskey should never have been invited, when Sven leaves the...
Translation as requested:
THE CROWN TO VACILLATES
By Cédric ROUQUETTE in Lisboa
The team of France champion of Europe pulled an unforgettable victory against a more realistic England team during the 90 first minutes (2-1). After having cashed a goal on the first shooting centered of the...
In case anyone has missed this information.
Tickets for Brighton's first pre-season friendly will go on sale from Monday 14th June.
They will be available from the Albion ticket office in Queens Road, Brighton during normal opening hours and at Woodside Road on Monday to Saturday 9 30am to 12...